Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.

Part 5:~ Spiderchild~

On that one particularly fateful day, Mark came home from shopping alone. Laden with bags, he managed to pull open the door, step inside, close the door, drop the bags and freeze at the unusual sight he sighted.

Alright, picture this.
Remember the pole and boot thing from the 'Stuck' story? Well, imagine that now spanning the doorway to the bedroom.

Now imagine Sean hanging upside-down yet again, entertaining Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin (and yes, the name is entirely to make up the word count. Muahahahahaha).

"What the hell did I walk into?"
"Merk! Oh gewd, yer home! Halp meh!" Sean half-screamed from the doorway. As he turned to face Mark, Mark (Mark Mark) could see the purple of his face.

"Ooh, em fukkin stuck aggen."
"Don't swear in front of the baby," Mark said, but he was trying not to laugh. Of course, that was the perfect time for their child to develop super powers.

Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin grabbed a handful of his father's shirt and, amazingly, in a scenario that could only be developed in a poorly-written fan fiction with racist Irish accents and two YouTubing parents, began to hoist (hehe, hoist. It's a funny word) himself hand over hand up his father.

"Wat da fuk is 'e doin'?" Sean yelped, but it was too much for Mark as Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle 'Spiderchild' Keith Fischbach McLoughlin rose up his father until he hung from Sean's legs.

"Oh god, we adopted Spiderchild!" Mark shrieked in laughter, rolling on the floor.
"OW CHILD IS NERLY TOO METERS IN DA AIR AND YER LAFFIN ABOOT IT!" Sean screamed, still dangling upside down. "Oh, we err soo fukked es perents."