To do list:
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons in public
4. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you all here today."
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
7. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
8. Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
9. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" And run out cheering.
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
