Tuesday, 2:00 P.M.
Save +6xxxxxx as Suho
Me:
Blue and Grey is
such a vibe.
Suho:
Ikr but who are you?
Me:
You don't have my
number saved? Wow bro.
Well even I didn't 🤣🤣
Suho:
I just bought a new phone
so, maybe your number
was saved in my phone and
not linked to my account.
Me:
Oh damn it's okkk
You didn't had to go that
long lmao
I am Jee
Suho:
Oh. Long time?
Me:
Yo. It was just I suddenly
remembered you while
I was going through my
phone and what a surprise
I even remember your
contact number still.
How are you man?
Suho:
I can say your way of
talking had changed a lot.
Me:
I admit.
Everything for the good
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
But you just ignored
my question.
Suho:
Why are you approaching
me now?
Just because I am rich now?
Me:
Oh well damn. If you
know I am not poor too.
AND I AM NOT SHALLOW
Suho:
Hah? Like I care!
Me:
Wtf? Get lost. It was
a bad idea.
Suho:
Your ideas are always bad.
Me:
Yeah like it was my idea
to befriend a person like you.
Suho:
Yeah it was a very bad idea
how could a bitch be in any
relation with a human?
Me:
Oh bro I think you should
not look down on animal-human
relationships.
Suho:
Yeah because even they
are more loyal than you.
Me:
Wtf is wrong with you?
I was just contacting you
since I missed you and you
are being all bitchy? Why?
Suho:
Hah? What a beautiful
question! Go find your
answer by yourself bitch!
Me:
Rude cur
Suho:
Now you are even cursing me!
Me:
Damn mf, you've been
calling me a bitch and I cannot
call you a cur??
Suho:
That's because you are one.
Me:
Then you are one too
Thou Cut throat cur
Suho:
Thou roughish hedge-born pignut!
Me:
Thou reeky onion-eyed measle
Suho:
Thou venomous sheep-bitinh scut
Me:
I never knew you were
into Shakespeare.
Thou jarring foul-head Haggard!
Suho:
I never knew you ever did
something other than being
a slut.
Me:
That's way too much.
Hell! I was just
Well forget it.
I swear to God. I am not
talking to you again.
Suho:
This would be a blessing.
Me:
...
•••
(A/N: Happy Yoongi Day guys. Idk why I am so creepy emotional on any of the members birthdays but there you go.... 😭😭😭😭😭)
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