Who Are You

Chapter 60

I sat on the dining table and Yoongi sat beside me. Everyone else was standing right on top of our heads with flooding questions.

"We want to tell you something," Yoongi muttered.

"Don't tell me you are pregnant!" Woobin blurted out, his eyes as wide as Jin's shoulders. Okay, not as wide.

"No dude, she's a virgin still," MiHi mocked.

"Well on that note, I am not a virgin anymore," I said proudly and the eyes drifted to Yoongi who winked with a cute smile.

Everyone cooed and shrouded him, shaking him, pampering him.

"Girl, you are not living with him anymore!" MiHi warned.

I rolled my eyes, "Look who's speaking. You lost your virginity at seventeen!"

She gave an awkward chuckle.

"At seventeen, really?" Woobin questioned.

"You know it already," she said.

"Yeah. I just love that the conversation is about you baby," he smiled, hugging her.

I don't just ship them. I luxury cruise them.

"All this aside, we have something more to tell you all," Yoongi said.

"What more? You made her runaway from her wedding. You guys started dating. You had sex. What else?" Namjoon asked with an astonished countenance.

"Are you sure you're not preggos?" MiHi asked.

"No. What's the date today?" I asked.

"16th," Taehyung replied.

"Fuck," my expressions drained as I glanced towards Yoongi, "15th was my date. Why didn't I had my period? Am I pregnant? I swear to God fucker, you are so dead."

Yoongi rolled his eyes, "We used protection. And if anything happens, I am more than ready to take responsibility."

These are bold words for someone in stabbing range.

I was demented at his placid response, "Congratulations! Guys clap for him! He is the piss lord of the shit mountain! Thank you for hefting turds down the mountain side so that, we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps!"

Everyone bursted out laughing. Is this funny from any side? Yoongi clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"I..." Jimin laughed, "I didn't understand shit but I got that Hyung got roasted so fine."

"Hey? Calm down, you'll have it in sometime," MiHi said and on realising what we were speaking about, an embarrassed blush crept up my cheeks.

A fun and interesting fact about me is I no longer exist. Don't mind me.

"We are drifting off topic," he grunted.

"Just spill the beans," Jin annoyingly hissed.

"I won't," he responded, "she will."

Everyone looked back at me while I just pleaded Yoongi by the eyes.

"I have to go back! I am on-duty Jee," Woobin said.

"So..." I breathed and everyone became silent, "Whips are just boneless swords!"

Jin and Jimin laughed out hysterically while others either whined or worse, like MiHi who was banging her head on the chair.

Yoongi held my hand and I know, he must have regretted it instantly cause they were sweating like anything. But he didn't let go.

He nodded at me and I inhaled deeply again.