Who Are You

Chapter 2

Tuesday, 4:35 P.M.

Mi Hi

Me:
I hate Suho.

Mi Hi:
Oh. Why?
Well I hate him too.
That mf never returned
my shirt, he took.

Me:
He called me a slut.

Mi Hi:
Whattt??? Girl... That's
not possible. He knows you
way too well for that.

Me:
But he did....

I was just contacting him
cause suddenly the picture
of the three of us popped
up on my phone leaving
me all nostalgic...

And he is the one who
decided to go to Seoul for
work leaving us behind.

What wrong did I do???

Mi Hi:
I still can't believe it.

Me:
*Inserts screenshot*

Mi Hi:
He is so dead.

Me:
Yeah bro. Kill him.
Roast him until he is
bleeding out of his eyes.

I am not contented with
tears. I want blood!!

Mi Hi:
Sure my girl. How dare he?

Wtf? Why did you even
talk to him. He is such
a motherfucker.

Let's talk to him.
together.

Me:
I can't wait for it.

Mi Hi:
Okk create a group.

Me:
Yeahhh

You created a group Confusion

You added Mi Hi

You added Suho

Confusion

Mi Hi:
How dare you fucker
talk to her like that?

Me:
Yeah how dare you talk
to me like that?

Suho:
At least look at her
before speaking. You'll know
who is the "fucker"

Mi Hi:
You've got guts bro.
Do you crave death that much?

Me:
Yeah I guess he does

Suho:
If the world has people like
you. I prefer death.

Mi Hi:
Oh so, better die. Why oblidge
us with your godly presence?

Me:
Yeah why do this favour on us?
Just die already.

Suho:
Why would I even heed to
lowly people like you?
And I don't even know
who this second person is.

I swear I will file a case of
cyber bullying against you guys.

Me:
Oh. Do it motherfucker.
That's all you can do. I have
proper proof of you calling
me a "slut"

Mi Hi:
If you know mr. Uneducated,
name calling is also a crime.

Suho:
I know but the the convo
was initiated from this slut's
side. So, for your kind info,
you can do nothing.

Me:
Calling me a "slut" and then
speaking about "kind" info?

Mi Hi:
What has happened to you
man? You are making her
cry!

Me:
I AM NOT CRYING

Suho:
Obviously she isn't. Bitches
like her don't cry.

Or even when they do... That's
what we call...
"Crocodile tears"

Me:
Forget it MiHi, humans like
him don't talk, they bark!

Suho:
But I thought you were
barking, Bitch!

Mi Hi:
This is so weird. You weren't
like this bro??

Suho:
Do you even know me?

Mi Hi:
Obviously I do. We have
spent our childhood together!

Suho:
I don't even remember you.

Me:
Leave Mi Hi. Ungrateful people,
he forgot us as soon as he
went to Seoul.

Suho:
I never did. Don't rub it on
me. You forgot me Jee. You were
the one fucking around and
now don't blame me.

I loved you!

Mi Hi:
YOU WHAT???

Me:
YOU WHATTT AGAIN??

YOU LOVED ME??

Suho:
Why do you think I would
be dating you if I didn't
loved you?

Me:
Hey hey... We never dated!!

Suho:
That's why you are a slut.

Mi Hi:
I am confused....

YOU GUYS DATED?

Me:
No

Suho:
Yes

Mi Hi:
Wtf? When?

Me:
Yeah? When? Why didn't
you tell me that you loved me?

Suho:
Wtf? I told you each fucking
day of my fucking life and
so did you!

Mi Hi:
Jee... Are you really...

Me:
NO. wtf? I never loved him.
He was just my friend.

Suho:
Wow

I wish I knew you were
such a bitch!

Suho left

Mi Hi:
Wtf?

Me:
I don't know
I didn't date him. Never
And didn't he liked Aeri???

Mi Hi:
I don't even know.

What is going on? And
when he turned into
a roaster? He used to
cry at little things!!!

Me:
Idk... I am ... Perturbed
What if my parents know
about thissss????

Mi Hi:
Don't be a fool. How would they?

Me:
Yeah right. Huff.

He called me a slut. Me who
has never dated before.

What a life!

Mi Hi:
Are you sure?

Me:
Yessss

Mi Hi:
What if you have
short-term memory loss??

Me:
Fuck off

Mi Hi:
ಠ_ಠ

I was just saying.
He seemed so confident.

Me:
Idk. Will clear this out.

Mi Hi:
Better do.

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(A/N: Double update cause it's Suga's birthday. 💜💜)