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SFW Respects and supports all of your decisions (even when he knows they are wrong)! He understands that you must learn and adapt to the world's difficulties. However, he never fails to discuss your decisions and be your "shoulder to cry on" when needed. Erwin's presence captivates the entire room. Women want him and men want to be him. Adores public displays of affection! Around others, Erwin will kiss your forehead, whisper in your ear, hold your hand, grip your waist, and caress your thighs in public. He has a terrible habit of performing these acts when he gets jealous. (You're not complaining). Extremely protective. When you find yourself in a difficult situation with others; Erwin always defends you (even if you're wrong). He tries to avoid bad situations, but will confront someone if needed.Erwin's closet strictly consists of business attire and luxury jewelry. He loves extravagant coats, leather shoes, and Rolex watches. Though he looks stunning; he doesn't own sweatshirts you can steal. However, you thieve his fancy button-ups to casually wear in the morning and the afternoon. RIPPED AS HELL. His stature makes him appear extremely intimidating, but he's a big teddy bear.Workaholic. Once worked a seventeen-hour day. He claimed, "No one else would do it right." In private, Erwin enjoys writing short stories and poems. He will read them to you and ask for your honest opinion. He's great at writing short stories... Not so good at writing poetry. Has a coffee addiction. His Starbucks order is an Iced Venti Dark Roast with a small amount of cream and no sugar. Will buy your favorite drink at Starbucks and deliver it to your work with a small love note. Listens to bands. His favorites include: the Red-Hot Chili Peppers, Papa Roach, and Nickelback. Already acts like a dad: Has "lawn watching" sessions. He intensely stares out the window at the yard for two-three minutes while nodding. You have no idea what the hell he is doing, but as long as he is happy; you don't care. If you aim to have children: he's the ultimate DILF. Insists his children play sports. It doesn't matter which sport; he will become your son's head coach. Welcome's your child's friends over all the time. He's looking for any excuse to cook steak, ribs, burgers, and hot dogs on his new grill.Lowes and Home Depot trips are wayyy too expensive. LOVES CUDDLING in the morning and at night. If he isn't cuddling you when you both are in bed, he won't sleep. Without your head on his chest and your leg draped over his mid-section, Erwin refuses to close his eyes. Often says, "I don't know how I got so lucky." You don't know how you managed to cuff the perfect man either. NSFW This man is WILD. Yes, his commanding presence conveys over to the bedroom. "Yes, Commander." "Fuck me, master." When Erwin eats pussy; he EATS. He adores overstimulating the most sensitive part of your body. His favorite position is kneeling in front of you with your leg draped over his shoulder; his face buried in the place you need it most. Within one minute, your legs are giving out. "No one else can have this pussy. Your cum is too good to share." Praises and degrades depending on which mood you're in. "What's that, baby? Would you like me to trace my fingers along your clit, nice and slow. I love making a mess of you. Just wait until I fill you up, beautiful.""I can't believe how desperate you are for my cock. You're my personal cock-sleeve, slut." Makes you beg for everything. He loves hearing foul words fall off your lips in pure lust. Public sex. Erwin intentionally unlocks and cracks his office door. When someone appears, he pulls your head up by your hair and forces you to look into their eyes as he's railing you from behind. You've been caught by Levi, Hange, Miche, and Nile. (Yes, this happens a lot.)When Erwin is working, he allows you to use his thigh to reach your high. If Erwin isn't procrastinating, he pushes everything off of his desk to have rough office sex. "You're always so fucking needy." Will use toys if you're open to the idea. Expect to cum multiple times during one session. The most you two have reached is nine. Don't expect less than three. Loves soft bathroom sex. When Erwin wants to be romantic, he will light candles and pour two glasses of wine to set the mood. The aftercare is stunning. He loves to worship your body by cleaning you up and running his hands along the places he adores the most. If he bruised your body, he will kiss his marks. "I don't like to hurt you, love, but I love marking your body. I can't believe you're mine."
