"If it exists, there is a furry version of it" - Rule 88 of the Internet
15 YEARS AGO
1ST GREAT HERETIC CRUSADES
The sky's roared with the sound of jets, zooming through the sky's. Warships crashed down to the ground which made it quake. I was tasked on retrieving a an enemy of our empire, a heretic. But why send me alone you may ask? Well I wasn't. I was dispatched with Paul, a good friend of mine.
After searching for what seemed like hours, Paul finally gave in
"Uhg" He said in a annoyed and somewhat mad tone "We've been searching for hours Jake, and yet nothing! The rumors say there all over the galaxy and still we have found none!"
"Here's the thing Paul, we're not looking for them, there looking for us" I replied
He froze in front of me "What?" He replied with.
"The only way that we can find them is if they find us, those things are probably searching for us too, so we'll just wait for them to come to us" I said
"Oh what? Are we to stand here for the next couple of hours hoping that they find us?"
"No" I replied back with. "We'll help them"
Me and Paul walked around for about the next 5 minutes, until we arrived to a large ship, blocking the path we were walking down
"Can I tell you this now Jake, I'm not much of a fan of these dead ends" Paul said
"That's odd, this was't here before" I replied back.
"Thanks to us" I heard that behind me, it was in a somewhat high pitched voice but I knew that it was a male. I turned back to see who it was, and behold my eyes, it was just what we were looking for. An anthropomorphic creature who was cover in fur, in color green and red ,mechanical implants, body armor, a boxed visor and 2 ears of a dog. I was surprised to see it here, all alone. And I must admit, it was a brave one. Attempting to challenge murderous beasts, being 7 feet tall in size, and equipped with the heaviest pleather of weapons. While this thing, was half our size, and equipped with what seemed like a basic pistol. I was about to let out a chuckle, and I knew Paul was about to too, but that wasn't until. 3 or 4 more of those thing came out of the shadows, each ranging in color, size, visor shape and weaponry.
"Looks like they're not here to chat" Paul said
"Yeah no shit" I said
As we all stood where we were, looking at each other dead in the eye, one would break the silence
"So, what are you No-Furs doing in our territory" One Protogen would say
"No Furs?"
"Well sorry, but this ain't your territory anymore" I said
"Says who?" The Protogen asked
I raised my gun and pointed it at the Protogen
"This gun" I replied
"Ugh, you humans are all the same. Always shooting and stabbing your way to kill us, you know, what did we do that made you guys want to kill us?" The Protogen asked
"You started this war" I replied
"No, you did! Can we not understand that already?"
"The only thing I'm understanding is your skull in the dirt" I said
"Yeah my ass bitch" the Protogen said
"You'll regret saying that" I said, keeping my gun in the air
"Why's that?"
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The Great Heretic Crusades
ActionI never wanted things to end this way, I never wanted to shroud the galaxy in my dark plague. I never wanted to turn my tides around. But you betrayed me Imperator, you betrayed us all. And if I can't go from planet to planet with it leading to anot...
