One-Shots (Reader Inserts)

Plastic Kidneys (Jeff x Reader x EJ)

          Hello my Ingots! So, I got to go home early from school today because I'm still sick... As soon as I got home I face planted the couch and fell asleep. I woke up an hour ago and finished my English project and decided I'd write this thing before I crash again. I hope I don't have to go to school tomorrow cause I sound and feel like shit! Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

                                                                             ~Silver

(Please note I was sick while writing this, so I didn't go through and proof read!)

          You and Jeff snickered as you crept towards the kitchen's fridge, plastic toys in hand. The two of you had plastic kidneys in your grasp. Why, you ask? Because you were going to replace Jack's real kidneys with the plastic ones and watch him eat it. You opened the fridge as quietly as you could while trying to contain your giggles that occasionally slipped through, and Jeff's carved grin widened. He grabbed the jar of real kidneys and unfastened the lid, pulling a couple out and throwing them in the garbage before replacing the real ones with the fake ones. The front door to the mansion swung open, allowing a breeze to come in and it alerted the two of you that Jack had returned. 

"Hurry you burned marshmallow!"

You whispered to Jeff, trying to get him to tighten the lid faster and put the jar back. He shot you a glare and grunted.

"I'm trying but the stupid thing won't close!"

"Forget it! Put it back he's coming into the kitchen!"

He put the jar back into the fridge and the two of you slipped out right as Jack stepped in. He moved over to the fridge and you and Jeff peeked around the corner of the doorway, watching him stare at the lid. He muttered something under his breath before simply pulling the lid off. He dipped his hand into the jar and pulled out a plastic kidney before putting the lid back on and setting it down on the shelf in the fridge. You and Jeff weren't fast enough to run away as he moved into the living room, causing him to bump into the two of you. Jack rose an eyebrow.

"What are you two doing?"

You shrugged and said nothing, your eyes darting around before you stuttered out an excuse and ran over to the TV. Jeff basically did the same thing. Jack sighed and rolled his eyes at your actions before sitting next to you on the couch and turning on the TV. You fidgeted next to him and watched him raise the kidney to his lips. You tried to contain your giggles yet again, and Jeff shot you a warning look that practically screamed "don't you fucking ruin this". Jack took a bite out of the kidney and chewed slowly. He rose an eyebrow at the strange texture but none the less continued eating. At this point you couldn't stop yourself and burst out laughing, a few tears escaping your eyes. Jeff just stared at Jack as he continued to eat the plastic kidney. Jeff's eyes darted to your laughing form before he got up and dragged you off.

.:Extended Ending:.

Jack watched Jeff drag you off and as soon as the two of you were out of sight and ear shot, he spit the plastic pieces out and snickered at the look on Jeff's face. He might've had to eat plastic, but he got to see Jeff's look of confusion.