One-Shots (Reader Inserts)

Woohoo and Babies (Creepypasta x Reader)

(A/N: So I'm making this into a miniseries with a bunch of one-shots. This is like a part 2 from Children Creepypasta x Child!Reader. Hope you guys enjoy!)

Key:

(y/n) – Your name

(n/n) – Nickname

(f/d) – Favorite drink

"Jeff, where do babies come from?"

Said man turned away from the TV that was currently playing some horror movie and stared at the little girl seated next to him. She stared innocently up at him, batting her lashes and making puppy eyes with her green orbs. Jeff rubbed the back of his neck while you grinned at him from across the room where you were sitting in a chair. "Uh, Sally, where did this question come from...?" He was a little afraid to find the answer to that.

"I saw a movie and there was a lady with a big belly and a little girl next to her."

Well. Lovely. She had watched a movie. Fucking wonderful. "...Why don't you ask (y/n)?" You stopped snickering at the mention of your name, and instead glared at the black haired male. "Hell no." Sally gasped, "(y/n)! Language!" You grumbled something under your breath and Jeff smirked. Sally got up and hugged your leg. "Please (n/n)? I wanna know where babies come from!" You sighed and patted her on the head, a small and mischievous grin forming. "Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they do something I like to call 'woohooing'..." Jeff got up and walked out of the room.

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A few hours had passed since you had explained where babies come from to Sally, and she hadn't uttered a single word since. She was staring intently at the TV, though you could tell she wasn't really paying attention to it. She seemed to be buried in her thoughts. You shrugged. Eh, she was the one who wanted to know. Though you were probably going to get in trouble with Slender... Eh.

You stood up from the chair and stretched your sore wings, earning a satisfying noise from them when they popped. A yawn escaped your lips and you made your way out of the room, your hooves clacking on the ground with every step. Small thumps came from behind you and when you turned around, Sally was there. She smiled brightly at you and grabbed your hand. You grinned back and proceeded out of the room. In the kitchen were Masky and Hoodie, both eating cheesecake until the two of you walked in. They nodded to you and turned back to their food.

Ah, (f/d). How you loved it. It fizzled when you opened it and you took a swig, enjoying the feeling of the cold drink washing down your throat. Your ears perked up when you heard Sally giggle slightly behind you. You turned around and there she was, twiddling her thumbs and looking up at you with an extremely innocent face. You continued to drink your (f/d) and leaned against the fridge when she opened her mouth.

"So if two people love each other... Does that mean me and you (y/n) can woohoo?"

You choked on the liquid and spluttered. What the fuck. Masky and Hoodie now had their attention on you, and you could almost see the 'what the actual fuck did you do this time' look on their faces. Dickwads... "U-uh... Sally, where did that come from?" This time you didn't know if you wanted the answer. She grinned, "Well you said that when two people love each other they 'woohoo'! And since I love you and you love me, we would have to do the 'woohoo'!"

Oh sweet jesus, what the fuck. What in the actual fuck! You coughed awkwardly, "Uh, Sals, not that type of love... That's like, a... a family love." She stared at you curiously, "What other types of love are there?" The can clinked when it made contact with the counter. You really didn't feel like choking on the liquid again. "There's three, the family type of love, the affectionate love, and the... um..." Shit. How could you keep this PG? "Uh, well I'll tell you about the other type of love when you're older." Ha. Lust. "But family love is like what you and Slender or you and I have, we're family so we love each other. Affectionate love is when you love someone who isn't family. They're the ones you want to spend the rest of your life with and maybe start a family with."

Sally nodded in understanding. "So... Do you affectionately love someone?" Ah shit. Did she really just ask that? She did, didn't she? Sonnovabitch. You crossed your arms and leaned your weight onto your left foot. "That's for me to know and no one to ever find out." Sally pouted cutely. Behind her you could see Masky and Hoodie snickering. "Hey Sals, what's that?" You pointed to some random object that was on the counter and she turned to it. You then flipped the two proxies the bird. It shut them right up. Bitches.

"(y/n), that's a knife." Yes you knew that. 100%. Mhm, totally. Sally turned back to you. You had an innocent smile on.

"So, (y/n), is there anyone you would like to 'woohoo' with?"

....God damn it.