One-Shots (Reader Inserts)

Sandwiches (Jeff The Killer x Reader)

Key:

(y/n) – Your name

Italics – Thoughts/Narration

        Here we have the serial killer in his natural habitat, mindlessly chewing on a sandwich and unaware that he is being watched. He takes a sip of his water before going back to his meal. What's this? Something appears to have startled the wild killer and he looks towards the doorway with a confused look on his face. He's spotted something and stands up to go investigate it, leaving his freshly made sandwich behind. It appears another killer has come to challenge him to a battle for the sandwich, and they both move into the living room, leaving the sandwich behind on a plate where the narrator is silently waiting. The narrator makes her move, creeping up to the sandwich and reaching out to the sandwich. The narra-

 

"What the fuck are you doing?" A voice calls out to you, and you pause in the middle of stealing the sandwich. Standing in the doorway is Jeff who has a raised eyebrow and a skeptical look on his face.

You pouted, "You interrupted my narration! Now I can't get the right tone of voice back!" Jeff stares at you for a second before quickly realizing you were leaning over his sandwich, trying to hide it behind your back so he couldn't see it. "And what are you doing with my sandwich?" You smile nervously and a bead of sweat drips down your forehead. "Uhh... keeping it warm..? Yeah, I'm keeping it warm. Uh huh, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!" Jeff bursts out into laughter and doubles over, clutching his stomach at your lame excuse. You take his distraction as a chance to grab the sandwich and run out of the kitchen. "(Y/N)! GIVE ME MY SANDWICH BACK!" You sprint down the hallway, laughing while you run past a few other pastas who were giving you strange looks. "Sorry marshmallow! No can do! I want it!" You can hear Jeff growl in anger at the stupid nickname and pick up the pace. You run into the game room where BEN is playing something. "BEN! Quick! I need a hiding spot!" BEN looks up from his game to see you practically out of breath and a sandwich in your hand. He could hear footsteps running down the hallway you just came from and he raised an eyebrow and smirked. "You stole Jeff's sandwich again, didn't you?" You huffed. "Now is not the time! I need to hide!" BEN rolled his eyes. "Nope, I am not getting involved in this again. You remember what happened last time I did." You both shiver at the memory before Jeff's angry yells reminded you that you were in fact, being chased. Better get to running. You dash out of the room just as Jeff burst in, and you quickly made your way to the backdoor of the mansion. It's raining outside, and you noticed this rather quickly.

Shit shit shit shit shit! Where do I hide?!

 

The manor was surrounded by a clearing with trees a couple yards away. You wouldn't make it halfway to the treeline in time, so you did the only thing you could. You swallowed the sandwich. Whole.

"(y/n)! Give me the sandwich back!"

You quickly swallow and put on a cheeky grin while you turn around, meeting Jeff's angry glare. "I don't have it." Jeff's eyes narrowed. "Well then where the fuck is it?"

"...."

"That's what I thought. Now give it back!"

"... I ate it."

"You what?"

 

"SLENDY! JEFF IS TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN!"

.:Extended Ending:.

Because of the little outburst you and Jeff had, Slender had assigned the two of you lots, and when I mean lots, I mean lots, of chores. As you scrubbed the kitchen counter, you smirked to Jeff who was sweeping the floor.

"Hey Jeff, guess what?"

"What?"

"That sandwich was good."

"You little bi-"

"Jeffy! Language!"

(HAHA BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YA? I feel so proud man, I got off of my lazy arse and did something productive! Also I went to Hot Topic and got some MLP cards and a TARDIS necklace! It's so adorable! X3 What type of sandwich did you steal from Jeff? :P)