Chapter 36

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Soo: I hate my stepson

Sehoon: ?

Soo: Fuck

Soo deleted a message

Sehoon: Who's dumb now bitch?!

Soo: I thought I was talking to Baekhyun

Nini: You hate Monggu??ಥ_ಥ

Sehoon: Now explain that

Soo: I'm sorry baby but I don't think he likes me

Sehoon: *cough* Jealous *cough*

Soo: Go away peasant

Nini: He likes you!

Sehoon: Now you have to choose between your son and bf

Soo: No he does not, shut up!

Soo: Monggu doesn't want me close to you :(

Nini: He's just protective over me, but he'll trust you soon enough!

Sehoon: Hahaha no dick for you Jongin

Nini: Like you got any dick?

Sehoon: No comment

Nini: Loser

Nini: You expect to get laid in the house of your bf while his parents are home

Sehoon: I had to escape from you two!!

Lulu: You wanted to do it in my house?

Sehoon: No he's bullying me

Nini: You are such a baby

Baek: What did I miss?

Sehoon: Kyungsoo hates Jongin's dog

Baek: Oh damn

Soo: I don't HATE him he dislikes me

Baek: Haha did he ruin your plans?

Soo: We didn't have any 'plans'

Sehoon: Liar

Nini: Shut up virgin

Sehoon: I am not a virgin!

Lulu: He isn't

Baek: Wait...

Soo: OMG

Nini: You didn't!!

Sehoon: Sorry igtg I have an important appointment.

Nini: Stop lying!

Chan: Wait did Sehun get more dick than our Jongin??

Nini: Srsly?? You are offline the whole time and this is the first thing you say?

Chan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Soo: Omg can people stop talking about dicks?

Baek: Stop rolling your eyes dude or else they might get stuck

Soo: How the fuck did you know?

Baek: I know you too well

Sehoon: Why? Are we making you thirsty?

Soo: Seeing you in your underwear can make a dick soft in under a second.

Nini: OMG

Chan: Hahahaha

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