Mr. Kiss My Ass (Text)

Chapter 5

Soo: Hey

Jongin: I have a really important question.

Soo: What do you want?

Jongin: Do you like dogs?

Soo: Sure

Jongin: Good.

Jongin: Don't get me wrong. I like you but I would never abandon my kid for a guy.

Soo: Your kid?

Jongin: His name is Monggu

Jongin: He wants to say hi to his new daddy

Soo: Awww he's so cute!

Soo: Wait what

Soo: Are you kidding me

Jongin: I was. Chill

Soo: You better be

Jongin: :)

Soo: Your dog is adorable tho

Jongin: Wanna come see him?

Soo: Nice try

Jongin: Can I call you?

Soo: No

Jongin: Why not?

Soo: Because I say so

Jongin: :(

Soo: Wyd

Jongin: Are you srsly trying to have a convo?

Jongin: I am at work

Soo: What kind of work?

Jongin: I'm not gonna tell you

Soo: Why not?

Jongin: You can guess

Soo: Pole dancer

Jongin: I spit out my drink

Soo: Well you don't seem to have the IQ to have an important job

Jongin: Thanks but strippers are important

Soo: I'm just gonna ignore that

Soo: Are you a waiter

Jongin: Yeah I work at a cafe

Soo: You like it?

Jongin: Better than school and gives me more time to model.

Soo: That's such a red flag. Catfish.

Jongin: I am only working for small companies.

Jongin: Why did you text me tho? 

Jongin: You never do it first

Soo: I needed distraction

Jongin: From?

Soo: My brother and school

Jongin: What's up with your bro?

Soo: He's not my real brother tho. He's the son of my mom's bf

Soo: He hates me

Jongin: Why would he?

Soo: Idk

Soo: He always makes sure other people do too

Jongin: I can't believe you actually opened up to me. Is that why you are so grumpy sometimes?

Soo: Shut up

Jongin: I meant always

Soo: ...

Jongin: Want a hug?

Soo: No

Jongin: *pouts*

Soo: Stop acting like you are a child

Jongin: Show some respect. I am your hyung.

Soo: Idc

Jongin: Bish got an attitude 

Soo: Don't you have work to do?

Jongin: Nah Sehun is covering for me

Soo: Who's Sehun?

Jongin: Some ugly guy I call my friend

Soo: You are probably uglier

Jongin: You are mean

Soo: Then you haven't heard me at my worst

Jongin: I have a fague idea of how that would be

Soo: Do you have a pic of Sehun?

Jongin: Why?

Soo: Just curious

Jongin: Okay

Soo: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Soo: He is so hot

Soo: Can I have his number?

Soo: Not that someone like him would have interest in me but still

Jongin: NO YOU CANNOT

Jongin: I am not gonna share you

Soo: Now you are mean

Jongin: Forget it

Soo: Please

Jongin: No way

Soo: Please

Jongin: No

Soo: Please

Jongin: NO

Soo: Fine

Jongin: That's settled then

Soo: Where do you guys work and when is his shift?

Jongin: Are you kidding me

Jongin: I'm not gonna tell you

Soo: I hate you

Jongin: I hate you too

Soo: Good

Jongin: Yeah

Soo: Then we agree on that

Jongin: Definitely

Soo: Yes

Jongin: He's asking for help. I should go

Soo: Okay

Jongin: Have a nice day 

Jongin left the chat