Mr. Kiss My Ass (Text)

Chapter 9

Jongout: Heeey

Jongout: Guess what?

Soo: What

Jongout: You have to guess :)

Soo: What if I don't wanna guess

Jongout: You okay?

Soo: Sure

Jongout: Something happened?

Soo: I slipped and fell on my tailbone. Hurts like a motherfucker

Jongout: Shall doctor Kim take a look? ;)

Soo: I knew I shouldn't have said that.

Soo: You'd be one of those creepy docs that asks every patient to take off their pants even when it's an arm injury.

Jongout: Haha omg

Jongout: Maybe you are right

Soo: I'm sure I am. Do you have a nickname?

Jongout: Yeah Nini and Kai. Why?

Soo: I had you saved as Jongin and now Jongout but I wanted something shorter.

Change Jongout to Nini?

Yes/No

Nini: You called me Jongout?? Rude

Soo: Anyway. Do I really need to guess?

Nini: Yes

Soo: You quit your job and started your career as pole dancer. Chasing your dreams.

Nini: You make this game less fun 

Nini: There was this cute guy at the shop this morning and he asked my number.

Soo: Oh. I thought you said you weren't

Soo: Nevermind

Nini: I weren't what?

Nini: Don't worry. I'm a loyal hoe for you ;)

Nini: I gave him Sehun's number

Soo: Omg

Nini: You just got a little jealous didn't you

Soo: No I was not

Nini: Yes you were

Soo: No

Nini: I only talk with you. I told you. No need to worry.

Soo: I am not worried. Stop saying that! 

Nini: I obviously like you and you never said it wasn't the other way around.

Soo: That's because it never came up like that

Nini: Sure

Nini: I wanna meet you one day

Soo: So you can rape me?

Nini: WHAT

Nini: NO

Soo: Then what?

Nini: Why do you think I would do that??

Soo: I was joking, even though I don't fully trust you

Nini: That hurts

Soo: I don't even really know you

Nini: That's because you keep me at a distance.

Soo: I don't

Nini: Yes you do. You don't even wanna call.

Soo: I hate my voice

Nini: Let me be the judge of that

Soo: No. Not yet

Nini: Okay I'll give you time, but please tell me one thing

Soo: What is it?

Nini: That you didn't reject me yet

Soo: I didn't

Nini: Oh good

Nini: I was worried about that

Soo: Worried?

Nini: How many times do I have to tell you that I like you

Soo: Ehm sorry

Nini: It's okay

Nini: I get it. I just wanted to know.

Soo: And now you do

Nini: If we had met in person do you think we would have talked like this or not?

Soo: Maybe

Nini: I like to think we would

Soo: Can I ask you something?

Nini: Ofc babe

Soo: You keep saying you like me, but we don't really know each other in rl so what is it based on?

Nini: My dear Soo. Love is a feeling, not a thing based on all kinds of things.

Nini: Okay that might have been a little vague.

Soo: You feel that way about me?

Nini: Yes >o<

Soo: If we meet I'm sure it'll fade

Nini: Why do you say that?

Soo: That's my feeling

Nini: But why?

Soo: Cause I am not that loveable

Nini: I think you are and you can't change my mind