Nini: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Soo: I don't think I wanna know
Nini: He only comes once a year
Soo: That was so inappropriate
Nini: I have more
Soo: Spare me
Nini: They are funny
Soo: Inappropriate
Nini: Oh come on
Nini: I bet you'd be that guy that would squeal when they receive a dickpic.
Soo: No way
Nini: Wanna prove it then?
Soo: Hell no
Soo: Don't send me a pic of your crusty ass dick
Nini: There's no need to be insulting my dick
Nini: But fine
Soo: Thank you
Nini: Wanna send yours tho?
Soo: You crazy?
Nini: In love with you yeah
Soo: Love isn't about sharing dickpicks
Nini: It isn't? I thought it was a good basis
Soo: When I meet you one day I will slap you as many times as you have said something stupid.
Nini: Oh shit
Soo: I mean it
Nini: I'm not sure if I wanna meet you anymore
Soo: That's weak. Being scared of me.
Nini: Fine. Let's meet and you can hit me, but on one condicion.
Soo: Which is?
Nini: That I can kiss you
Soo: I am not so sure about that
Nini: It's give and take my friend
Soo: Fine
Nini: Yas
Soo: In 50 years
Nini: I will still kiss you then
Soo: Aww that's sweet
Nini: Do you think grandparents still have sex?
Soo: Not so sweet anymore
Soo: What's wrong with you?
Nini: It all started when I was born
Soo: Figured
Nini: I was raised a good gay tho
Soo: Omg you are horrible
Nini: But you love me
Soo: Maybe
Nini: I have a question
Soo: If it's a dirty one, I don't wanna know
Nini: Oh okay then just continue
Soo: I knew it.
Soo: Oh what the heck. Shoot
Nini: Do you touch yourself?
Soo: I am not gonna answer that
Nini: You are such a softie
Soo: I just don't feel comfortable with those things and you always try to get our convo's back to it.
Nini: Sorry
Nini: What would be your perfect date?
Soo: Drinking coffee in a small cozy cafe and going to a bookstore.
Nini: That's cute
Soo: I'll just keep dreaming
Nini: Why?
Soo: No one will ever do that. People don't like it. They wanna go watch a movie or go out to dinner.
Nini: I think it's adorable
Soo: Thanks
Soo: Yours?
Nini: I don't mind as long as I am with a nice person. I do want to go to the beach tho.
Soo: I like beaches. Especially when it's evening and no one else is around.
Nini: We have a lot to do when we meet
Soo: Haha
Nini: I am being serious
Soo: Right
Nini: I will take you to every place you want baby
Soo: Idk what to say
Nini: It's okay
Nini: I know you still doubt me, but I will take that away when we meet and you see how serious I am with you.
Soo: I am just not used to people talking like that.
Nini: I will make you get used to it. Don't worry :)
Soo: Stop it
Nini: You are flustered
Soo: I'm not that easy
Nini: Easy?? I try my best here to please my baby boy
Soo: Baby boy?
Nini: Yeah
Soo: I'm not sure how I feel about that
Nini: You love it
Nini: Next time we call I will say it to you
Soo: Hmm who knows
Nini: I arrived at work. Text you later?
Soo: Sure have a good day
Nini: You too baby x
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Mr. Kiss My Ass (Text)
FanfictionDuring a rough period in his life Kyungsoo gets a text from an unknown number. *The content includes curse words and explicit scenes* ~COMPLETED~
