Mr. Kiss My Ass (Text)

Chapter 4

Jongin: I miss you baby :/

Soo: Let me guess, you were very lonely before you met me

Jongin: You're online ^_^

Soo: I'm bored...

Jongin: Let's sext

Soo: What?! I'm in a restaurant you fool!

Jongin: Go to the restroom

Soo: No

Jongin: Okay. I'm horny :S

Soo: Omg

Jongin: Oh come on. Don't tell me you've never been horny before Soo

Soo: It's none of your business

Jongin: You're such a wimp :/

Soo: I'm not!

Jongin: Yes you are

Soo: You are really annoying me right now. I would slap you if I could.

Jongin: You could use those pretty hands for better things baby

Soo: Ew

Jongin: Fine, I'll search someone else.

Soo: OK

Jongin: I take that back. You are too hot and cute

Soo: And here I thought I was rid of you

Jongin: Why are you so against sexting tho?

Jongin: It's not like we're doing it for real right?

Soo: It's a disgusting thought you are touching yourself while you know how I look.

Jongin: You are so innocent it's adorable

Soo: You are so into sex it's disgusting

Jongin: You sure you are gay?

Soo: Who said I was?

Jongin: We gonna start like this?

Soo: I am not starting anything

Jongin: What are you eating?

Soo: Food

Jongin: ...

Soo: I have to go before someone thinks I am staring at my crotch

Jongin: I am jealous of you cause you can

Soo: BYE

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Baek: How was dinner?

Soo: Fine. Hyunwook just kept being an asshole. I am pretty sure he told them I am gay

Baek: Why is your brother such a dick?

Baek: Srsly what's his problem?

Soo: Idk. They just kept asking me when I was gonna bring a girlfriend and he kept smirking at me.

Baek: When I am back home I'm gonna make sure you get a boyfriend everyone is jealous of.

Soo: Ugh I miss you so much. It's hell without you.

Baek: Just two more months

Soo: Too long. I hate everyone here. I'm starting to think you aren't that bad

Baek: Haha

Baek: It's definitely time to annoy you again

Soo: There's just this thing...

Baek: What is it?

Soo: There is this guy who keeps texting me. Idk him and he talks about sex a lot.

Baek: Wow

Baek: Why didn't you block him then?

Soo: Idk. I kind of like the attention

Soo: Shit now I sound like an attention whore

Baek: I didn't know you are into sexting Soo

Soo: I did not sext with him!!

Baek: Maybe you should

Soo: Wtf

Soo: I know you like every attention you can get, but this is not me

Baek: Yah! I have a boyfriend and am loyal so don't call me a slut

Soo: Not my words

Baek: Look, you just aren't used to people giving you that kind of attention. I guess you feel better about yourself when he says nice things.

Soo: He's a player, even though he keeps denying.

Baek: What does he look like?

Baek: Does he know you?

Soo: I accidentally send him a pic of me but I haven't seen him.

Baek: Oh wow typical

Soo: What if he's old?

Baek: Idk you have to find out

Soo: Should I just block him?

Baek: Nah. Just don't take it serious or else you might get hurt. Let him take your mind off things.

Soo: Okay