Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #26: Call of Duty Vs. Mass Effect

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTAIN PRICE...

...VS...

...COMMANDER SHEPARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

• Captain John Price: •

Know I ain't a liar when I say I'm bound for victory;

Your blood will be the ink that records this truth in history.

I'd break you with the will of but a solitary man,

But nobody fights alone, so blood brother, lend a hand!

• Captain John "Soap" MacTavish: •

It's ravishing MacTavish, here to ravage savagely with rhyming!

Ain't No Rushin' is required; yo, I spit in perfect timing.

Skilled sharpshooting Scot in prime prestige surpassing measuring;

A human Omni-tool, just like Ramirez doing everything!

Price: Zakhaev knows: I've got a real disarming personality.

Soap: Scrubbing out the worst scum of the Earth's my speciality!

P: Cross the One-Four-One, you think you're tough enough?

S: I'll shank you harder than the last Shepherd that fucked with us!

P: Well, when we ended that traitor, Makarov was left hanging...

S: Good thing he came back, and Makarov was left hanging!

P: Now it's D-Day for the Normandy!

S: You're getting overthrown.

P: We're breaking through your every barrier like Joker's brittle bones.

S: The unsaddlers of Horsemen!

P: No Oasis from my vengeance.

S: Instigating Shock and Awe; dropping bombs with every sentence!

P: We're the righteous warring wolverines!

S: You're closer to a cattle.

P/S: Space cows will be harmed in the making of this battle!

• Commander Shepard: •

I've had enough of your distorted proclamations;

You're so blindly self-assured, I'd call it self-Indoctrination.

As I draw the line between us, know I'm well-prepared to hold,

Because if your Warfare is Modern, mine's Advanced a hundredfold!

Eclipsing you like any common pack of mercenary punks;

I even trump your Finest Hours while I'm out and getting drunk.

A Paragon before most, but I'll be tearing you to pieces!

Beat the Reapers; best believe I'll break your cycle of releases.

Even Conrad Verner thinks your rabid fans are immature;