Chapter One

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You handed the alien creature to a MIB agent after successfully stopping it to harm and disturb people

"Put him away" you commanded

"Oh come on, pretty lady, let me go and I'll be on my merry way" the alien groaned out to you. It took three agents to escort him to the car, and it looks like they are struggling to shove him inside the vehicle

Rolling your eyes, you approached them as the three agents stopped to look at your next moves

You stared at the ugly looking slug alien and glared at it's living soul

The alien shuddered, he was taught not to mess with women and their terrifying wrath when angry or pissed. And yet he managed to do so

"Uhm, please let me go..?" It squirmed in the arms of the agents then stopped

"No. I'll only say it twice, put him away" you put on a small smile to the agents and turned around to started walking towards your motorcycle, when the alien managed to piss you off the second time. Well, the first was it ripped your boots that you have been fond off

"Urgh women. So irritating and bossy, women should just lay in bed and give us, men, offsprings" halting your steps and turning to the face of the talking alien. Seeing your glare when you raised your sunglasses to your head, the agents would pay their soul to leave at that very moment

"Wrong words, man" one of the agents whispered along with words saying
"Enjoy your last seconds" "Say bye-bye"

You started walking menacingly slow towards them with a smirk that the devil would want to achieve.

"Women are not some object you lay your babies any time of the day. Women are not sex toys you play with just because of your horny dicks that can't stay down. Now say Goodnight"

With a punch landing on the aliens face, it collapsed on the arms of the agents which made it easier for them to shove the alien's body inside the car

Facing the agents, you said

" That goes for you too, once I hear you talking like that, not only will I cut your tongues but " you clicked your tongue and pointed downwards their pants where their  ol' friend lives

You watch as they cover their middle with wide eyes

"Am I clear?" nodding their heads frantically, you almost lost your cool and wanting to start laughing at their red faces

But you didn't like their response

"Hm. No words? That's not what a sweet Woman likes" you teasingly pouted and formed your fingers to a 'V' and started mimicking scissors

They whimpered and tightening their hold on their crotches

"Yes, Ma'am" the agents squirmed in a high voice. Your arms folded on your chest

"Shoo" you ordered

they scattered immediately and went to their seats on the car and blasted away, leaving a laughing Agent X laughing by herself

You wiped a tear on your eyes after you started to calm down and placed your hands on your knees

"Oh pathetic, their faces. Ha! Men"

You click your tongue and skipped to your motorcycle with a smug smirk. You then drove at the Men In Black HeadQuarters.

Let's not forget about the time you and Agent O had a two hour talk about why it's only being 'Men' In Black and why not include 'Women' In 'Men In Black'. In the end, she surrendered and dropped the subject.

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Credits to the rightful owners of photos I used in this entire book. I edited the cover photo with pictures I used in Pinterest and Google.

I decided to make a Men In Black: International story on my own because I don't see a lot. I hope this story pleases your imagination. But I must say, don't expect too much

A young wise woman who nearly fell to her death but saved by a back cracker who failed to save his own falling girl once said "If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed."

I just had to put that in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If you get the reference then congrats, you need therapy
;)))

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