Partners | ✔️ Agent H Fanfiction

Chapter Sixteen

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You, H and M started fixing the motor

"Pawny, can you ask M to pass the torque wrench?" H asked

"Can't you just say it yourself, bastard" Pawny hissed

"Aw, come on, little man. Why do you hate me so much" H whined at him teasingly

"Because My Queen seemed to hate you"
Pawny pointed his sword at H

You pushed his sword down carefully

"Don't kill him. Not yet, anyways" you said to Pawny with a wink

"Meanie" H said then poked Pawny, who raised his sword up. But soon pulled it back when H pointed to X.

This cheeky, little ass Pawny cursed H in his mind

Pawny rolled his eyes at H's antics
"Just say the word, My Queen" you chuckled at the title

"I will. And stop with the 'Queen' thingy, just X."

"Okay, just X. Can I now stab his eye?" Pawny glared at H

"No" you answered making Pawny pout and sit down the motor. You purposely ignored the name he called you

but soon X smirked at H when he stuck out his tongue to Pawny

"On second thought, you actually have the permission to stab his eyes" H's eyes widened at your command

Pawny smirked evilly as he started walking menacingly slow towards H

"AHHH!" Pawny charged at H who yelled in fear

"Okay, okay. Stop now" He let out a breath of relief. He almost had his eye popped out it's socket

"She already said Stop, children" M said at the two who was chasing each other

They stopped like children who got caught sneaking food at one o'clock in the morning.

With all the fun stopping. H was able to restore power to M's drive console

H announced something after Pawny 'politely' for putting energy in the console

"I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back"

"Where" M asked as she faced him

"Oh, no. Don't tell me it's 'her' " you groaned out
"H, you're gonna get me killed"

"Eh, she won't. I think"  H assured X, who is unsure, himself

"Bassam only has one buyer" you grumbled, answering M's question

"Riza Stavros" H said

"Riza? The Riza you went out with?" M questioned as H nodded

"Yep. The one and only" you answered. You didn't give much care to who he dated after the break up

"The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer, Riza?" M questioned and H nodded once again.
H felt weird to mention his Ex, Riza, infront of his first Ex, who he's now friends with

"I'm gonna hop back in for a second. You dated Riza Stavros, The Merchant of Death? The Mother of Murder?" Pawny exclaimed

"She's pretty hot" Pawny whispered to H, who looked back with a frown. Pawny then turned to look at X

"Don't worry, My Queen, Just X, you are incredibly hotter than Her, definitely your beauty is out of this universe" Pawny assured you, which you really didn't need but still Thanked him

"Okay, I didn't know she was an arms-dealer when we met. I'm foolishly admitting this but, I was foolishly distracted  by her feminine wiles" H muttered in embarrassment

"I see why they call you an idiot. You looked for another woman, when you clearly had a real goddess infront of you" Pawny insulted H before complimenting you

"Why, Thank you, Pawny" you said with a smile

"I apologize in behalf of this Idiot, My Queen, he was clearly blind" Pawny continued making M and X crack out a laugh

"The worst decision, I ever made is leaving your Queen." H whispered to Pawny

"Cringe" Pawny bluntly said

Then H continued
"I was a man trying to move on, okay?" He reasoned

"Whatever" Pawny rolled his eyes

"How about you, M?" You asked M

"Huh?"

"Have you been inlove?" You genuinely asked as the two boys looked at the women conversing

"No. No, I haven't, passion is unstable, and logic is constant." M answered

"Really?" H asked

"Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real. Not to me, atleast" M explained

" isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?" You reasoned to the hopeless in romance, person

"Pretty sure you can trust that. Falling in love feels pretty real to me" H said as he turned his head to look at you

Pawny and M caught the look he gave you

"That's deep" Pawny whispered

With the last turn of the wrench from you,

"That should do it" H said and patting M's back

You three stood up

" Power her up" H ordered while M took the tools and gave it to him

"Thank you"

M gave you the console when you asked if she had ever been inlove

Pawny jumped on you lap

"Not there" you said as you took him up to your shoulder

"I could jump higher but that would've been awkward so I didn't" Pawny inferred

"Okay, here we go" you announced as you flipped a switch and the Motorbike roared alive

"And look at that" H grinned in success
"Well done" he praised X and M

"We're getting out of here, after all. I thought we would start eating sand" you commented

"That's definitely not a good sight" M winced at that vision

"I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death but she does have one weakness" H walked around to pack the tools that were used

"That's where you, Pawny, become useful" you gave H  a wink that made him smirk, a plan forming in your heads

"I'm in" Pawny said

"Good, because we're going to Naples" H announced

"Oh! To Riza's Fortified Fortress?" Pawny said excitingly

"Her Fortress of For Sure Death" you clarified
"And I'm For Sure going to my Death" all you knew was Riza hated or still hates your entire living body

You think it was because you were one of the reasons H and her, broke up

Yeah, HAHA! That's definitely the reason

I'm gonna die 😬(< X's reaction at the moment)