Partners | ✔️ Agent H Fanfiction

Chapter Eight

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You three are met with many dancing bodies and loud music. H released his hand that was placed in your back and raised up both his arms to meet Vungus

"Vungus among us" H started to dance his way to The Ugly

"H-bomb!" Vungus greeted back

"V-go, V-go. Yeah! Wooh!" The two started doing their handshake as you stayed near M

"Look at you, you've lost some weight" H exclaimed to Vungus
"What have you done to your hair" he added as he wiggled his finger that is pointed up to Vungus' bald head

"He definitely straightened it" you couldn't stop yourself, so that is said, making Vungus look at you with a smile

"Ahh! X! H's woman! It's been a while" Vungus shook your hand as his head nodded while blasting you a huge smile

"I'm not--Yes, it's been a while, I've missed you, old friend." you responded with a grin, mentally thanking him for stopping shaking your hand

"As do I. And who is this pretty lady, beside the amazing X and H?" Vungus' gaze landed on Agent M, who Agent H immediately introduced

"Right. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M." H simply introduced each other

"Hello, M" Vungus went to grab her hand and kiss her knuckles
"Muah"

"So nice to meet you" M greeted

You jabbed her side for her to continue talking

"I've heard a lot about you" M said in a rushing manner

"Highly redacted, of course" H said to assure Vungus

Vungus raised up his hand and started talking Jababian language that you roughly understood

"M here is a scorching sun that is so perfect for a day with hotdog and ketchup on top, paired with a cold juice drink"

"Whaa" you said as you dragged out the 'a'

"What a charmer. He says, He thinks You're hot" H translated to M

"He thinks I'm what? Sorry"

"With all due respect, You are Hot, M" you threw her a wink, and she reciprocated the action

"Anyways, it's a rough translation. Of course, Probably better works on Ja..Jababia, but you know that since you speak fluent Jababian" H said to M

M glared at H
"Yeah, she's looking for words to articulate for incredibly eye-catching you are" You answered for M

"Well. That, he is" answered H as Vungus shrugged

"Always making me flattered, H"

"Indeed! M knows everything about Jababia" H stated knowing fully well he was being lied to, by M

You left M to defend herself as you watched the scene unfold

With a glare M sent to H she said with a fake smile at Vungus
"I wouldn't say everything. There's always more to learn"

"It's like a Fetish" H said
"Or like a Kink" you added in sarcasm as M awkwardly laughed it out

"Okay, that implies something sexual. I see how you two were a couple. But It's definitely not" M said, still faking a laugh. You slapped her arm

"It is." H defended his answer
"Right, darling?" He turned to face you as you shrugged

He had accidentally slipped out the nickname, unknowingly. The ones who seem to notice are Vungus and M.

"Eh, possibly..?" You answered, unsure of what to say and who's answer to side with

"How is it not? It's always 'Jababia this', 'Jababia that', 'Jababia', 'Jabibia', 'Jababia!' " H folded his palm and started mimicking a talking puppet whilst he talk

"Yeah! Baby!" Vungus wiggled his shoulders

"Have a dance, okay?" H said to Vungus
"M loves to dance" H informed Vungus

"I'll dance with M" you offered

H ignored what you said and announced
"We are going to get drinks" pointing to his chest and yours

"You still a vodka cranberry guy?" H asked Vungus

"You know it" with that H held my hand after he patted M's shoulder and we went away

You turned to face H with a glare, watching as your eyebrows kiss

"Did you just bait her out?" You proclaimed at the flustered man

"Whaat? I did not do such thing" he responded in a high pitch. He is clearly lying, you know him very well

You were about to start scolding him when he put two of his fingers on your brows

"I--What are you doing?" You asked, completely bamboozled of his sudden action, looking at him wide eyed

"Relax, we wouldn't want wrinkles on your pretty face" although you were flustered, you slapped his arm away as you touched where he was massaging your brows

"Don't get to touchy" you warned as he turned around to get four vodka cranberries

"I'll try" he answered

"Hey, M" you changed the subject when you saw M nearing the two of you

M made time for You and H to talk

"Hey, X" she greeted back

"It's alright, I'll get this one" H said to the new approached Agent

"Little tip, expenses and everything" H continued to tell the one he was ordering drinks to

"What's the problem, M" you asked the distressed woman

"H" she simply answered to which you nodded to. He, himself, is a problem. Not that you mind. You liked being beside him

"Understandable" you muttered

"Hey, quick question, no big deal." M started talking to H

"Go on" H answered

"Are you-uh pimping me out to Vungus?" She asked, clearly offended by getting handed out

"He is." you confirmed M

"What? I already told you, I not. No." He answered, using that very same high pitched voice he uses when lying

"What the hell would give you both that.. impression?" We looked back to see Vungus man spreading on a couch

"Uh. That?" You pointed out

" Hello. Ha ha ha "

"Yes, That!" M exclaimed

Even H is taken aback at the.. pervertedness sight

"Oh. Ahem. Better not look at that" he said as he slowly raised his palm up to your eyes, to cover them

But you pulled his hand down as you glared at him

He muttered a small ' sorry '

It was M's turn to talk

"Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait, just let me know next time" she said angrily. While listening you were on your second cup of vodka

"Don't worry, M. I'll make sure there's no next time" you kept your glare on the pouting man

"Thank you!" She cried out
"I really dont like being lied to" she added

You slowly got drunk as you got bored with their quarreling about 'lying to each other'. You didn't notice you finished all four cups

' oh I'm busted '

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Is it just me or M and X has better chemistry than H and X

Anyways, enjoy the next chapters. I can't believe I wrote this for only a week