He's Fast and She's Weird

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NOT MY CHARACTERS! ALL RIGHTS GO TO MARVEL STUDIOS, FOX, AND MARVEL COMICS!

Everyone is from after Apocalypse.

Peter has only Lorna as a sister in this universe.

Erik knows Peter is his son.

They have watched Avengers movies before so they are all up to date when it comes to Marvel.

Disney+ exists.

They have advanced technology.

Magda isn't alive, she died of breast cancer.



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The avengers on back on the quinjet, leaving Sokovia. Natasha interrupts Bruce's opera session.

"Didn't know he listened to opera", Jean said, holding in her laughter. 

Natasha Romanoff: Hey, that lullaby worked better than ever.

Bruce Banner: Ya it did. I just wasn't expecting a Code Green.

Natasha Romanoff: If you weren't there, there would have been double the casualties. We would be at Clint's funeral if it weren't for you.

Bruce Banner: You know, sometimes I hear exactly what I want to hear but it isn't exactly what I want to hear.

Natasha Romanoff: How long until you trust me?

Bruce Banner: It's not you that I don't trust.

Natasha Romanoff: Thor, give me the report on Hulk?

Thor: The gates of Hell are filled with the screams of his victims. 

Everyone slapped their hands on their foreheads in union. 

"You know, for a god whose lived for a thousand years, he still seems pretty unexperienced when it comes to consoling people", Peter shakes his head.

"Well, he just learned how to not be a jerk", Hank reasoned.

Natasha glares at Thor and Bruce groans in despair

Uh, but, not the screams of the dead, of course. No no, uh...wounded screams, mainly whimpering, a great lot of complaining and tales of sprained body parts and, and uh... and gout.

"Thor, just, stop talking", Jean said, her hand still on her head.

Tony Stark: Hey Bruce, Dr. Cho is on her way from Seoul, you won't mind if she sets up in your lab?

Bruce Banner: No yeah for sure! She knows her way around.

Tony Stark: Thanks. 

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