King Kong Song

Chapter 7

"So how do you do this?" Ebba asked.

"Uh easy," Oscar replied. "You just, uh — You unzip, take it out, fire away."

"Remember to aim," Gabriel added. "It's very important."

"Oh My God!" Ebba gasped. "You guys! There is like literally a penis attached to my body right now! Tilda, come look at my penis! Oh wait, never mind I'm still a girl."

"I didn't want to look at it anyways," Tilda replied.

"Well, this is the first time you've seen it?!" Oscar asked.

"Yes, I didn't want to look but luckily I still have a vagina," Ebba replied.

"I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here," Oscar replied. "I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world."

As Ebba started peeing in the woods, she began looking around which started to freak Oscar out as neither of them were really used to this.

"What are you?!" Oscar exclaimed. "Are you? What are you doing? Are you looking?"

"Sorry," Ebba replied.

"You don't look over here!" Oscar exclaimed.

"Yeah you never look," Gabriel agreed. "It's a thing."

"Okay good girl," Ebba replied as she talked to herself as she continued peeing. "We're gonna take this nice and slow and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what?"

"Now blast off," Oscar replied.

"And aim," Gabriel added. "Don't forget to aim."

"What is with you and aiming?" Oscar asked as he turned to Gabriel. "What happened to you?"

"Can we not talk about this in mixed company?" Gabriel replied.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Ebba exclaimed as she finished peeing in the woods at last. "Oh, this is so much easier!"

"It's cool right?!" Oscar laughed.

"Yeah because you have," Ebba replied. "Like a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane."

After Ebba finished peeing for good, the group continued on their journey. Soon enough, they arrived at a little village deep into the forest where there was a bunch of people. Some of those people appeared to be armed soldiers while others appeared to be innocent civilians. Some of those people also happened to be the motorcyclists that had been chasing the group earlier.

"This looks all right," one soldier said as he walked by.

"Up ahead!" Another soldier exclaimed.

The place seemed like a camp where the villains of this video game were basing themselves and one particular face was sitting by the fire pit wanting one thing from one person in particular. This person wanted Gabriel and the jewel and he had hired the motorcyclists who had chased the group earlier to find the jewel from him, especially knowing that Gabriel had it.

"Gabriel," Professor van Pelt said as two of the motorcyclists  walked over to him.

"Him and that whole lot," the first motorcyclist replied.

"They got away?" Professor van Pelt asked.

"We lost them in the jungle," the first motorcyclist replied.

"I should've known!" Professor van Pelt exclaimed as he got up from where he was sitting, now angry that Gabriel and the others managed to get away from the motorcyclists.

"How do you mean sir?" The second motorcyclist asked.

"I will summon every creature and every soldier to hunt them down!" Professor van Pelt exclaimed as he walked over to the two motorcyclists in a domineering manner. "Reclaim what is mine! Find them!"