Lucifer's Spawn: Reignited

Lucifer on the Underworld Express

The day started out relatively peacefully for Rias and the others in the ORC. Issei was playing some video games with Gasper while Kiba was relaxing by the window. Akeno had just put out quite a lot of tea. Some for the ORC, one for her cousin, and some for the Lucifer peerage.

Speaking of which...

The door was suddenly and violently kicked open accompanied by Y/n's belligerent nonsense.

Y/n: "PULL UP, PULL UP, WHERE THE BITCHES!?"

Kiba and Issei both burst into laughter as Y/n walked in with his peerage at his back.

Y/n: "Yo! How's everyone doing?"

Rias: "Well now I have a mild headache, so there's that."

Y/n: "Cool."

Asia timidly spoke up as she saw the group behind Y/n.

Asia: "U- Umm... who are those people?"

Astaroth: "Well ain't that nice? She doesn't even remember me."

Asia: "O- Oh, Miss Astaroth. I couldn't see you behind um..."

Hasshakusama: "Po?"

Y/n: "I should probably introduce you lot, huh? Ight. I'll make it quick."

Y/n moved aside so his peerage could walk in. Issei immediately locked on to the rather sizeable chests that some of the women had.

Rosaria took offence to his ogling however and was in front of him with her spear pointed at his throat in a millisecond.

Y/n: "Rosaria, as funny as it would be to turn Issei into rotisserie dumbass, Imma need you to back down."

Issei: "Hey! It's Rotisserie Pervert! Get it right, asshole!"

Y/n chuckled before turning to his peerage.

Y/n: "Okay! So, starting with the big one, Hasshakusama's one of my rooks."

Rias raised an eyebrow as Hasshakusama waved innocently.

Rias: "The child murdering Youkai?"

Y/n: "Yes."

Rias: "... Why though?"

Y/n: "Because despite the fact that her diet consisted of spawnlings until recently, she's actually really fuckin' timid. Like, more than Asia. And that's sayin' something, no offence, Asia."

Asia: "None taken."

Hasshakusama: "Po."

Both Rias and Akeno were surprised by Hasshakusama's demeanour. Despite her reputation for ruthlessly slaughtering children, she seemed very tame.

Y/n: "Movin' on. Queen Bitch is Astaroth."

Astaroth: "Call me queen bitch again and I'll tie you up next time you go to sleep."

Y/n: "Do that and you'll get an ass whoopin'. I ain't afraid to enforce some gender equality."

Astaroth just smirked as Y/n moved on to the resident Knight trio.

Y/n: "These three are my knights."

Kiba: "Hold up. Three knights?"

Y/n: "Lucifer family authority bullshit."

Kiba: "Ah, gotcha."

Y/n: "These three are 2B, 2P, and A2."

Rias: "Those are some rather... unique names."

Y/n: "They're former androids."

Rias: "See, that makes more sense now."

Y/n: "Other rook's Eula."