Who will it be? (One Piece ff)

13. The innocent phoenix and lots of drama

So I'm sitting on Marco's lap and kissing him. He is far too shocked and cannot react. Nobody dares to say anything, even the music has stopped playing. All eyes are on us. I deliver the poor phoenix from the kiss and look at him closely. He has a shocked expression on his face and even a slight red shimmer lies on his cheeks. That's really cute, maybe I should have a little more pleasure or deal with him? He is certainly not unpopular and pays attention to the woman with whom he does something.

But this is not entirely voluntary. Maybe he doesn't blame me too much. It was just a duty task.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS NOW?!" - "WITHOUT CRAP?!" - "WHY?!" - "WHY HIM AND NOT ME?!" - "TELL ME WHY!?!" shout Law, Kid and Ace behind me. Jap. They are shocked and definitely angry. My goal has been achieved. Or rather, Luna's goal. She wanted drama and she has now. Such a drama about a simple kiss. It's hard to believe that these are seasoned pirates who are so extremely upset about a single kiss.

"Sorry Marco, I'll explain everything to you tomorrow." I whisper to Marco and now redeem him completely by getting up from his lap.

"I'M MUCH BETTER SUITED THAN THE BIRD THERE!!" Kid yells at me. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BIRD HERE YOU BRAIN-BURNED FIRE SKULL?!" shouts Marco back. He probably doesn't like these nicknames.

Kid: "WHO DO YOU CALL FIRE SKULLS YOU SPARROW BRAIN?"

Ace: "OI! Don't call Marco Sparrow's brain you Mongrel!"

Law: "hahaha he gave it to you but Eustass!"

Kid: "Just be quiet you corpse snipper!"

Law: "Corpse snippers? Most of them are still alive where I experiment so be quiet you fool!"

Kid: "Who are you calling a fool here? You flat pliers!"

Law: "I'll give you flat pliers you folding godfathers!!"

Ace: "You both fit together like ass on bucket! Hahahahahahaha!"

Marco: "You 3 behave like little children! That was just a simple kiss!"

All 3: "BE QUIET YOU SOUP CHICKEN!! I WANTED TO HAVE THE KISS!!"

Ace: "What do you mean by you wanted the kiss?! Forget it! It's mine! She was with me most of the time!"

Law: "Forget it lighter! I saved her life, so I deserve the kiss!!"

Kid: "You can both stay out of it! It's mine!!"

My gosh.. They roar the whole ship together. That's better than cinema. Even Whitebeard watches amused. Just like everyone else. Some even laugh at the 4! Besides, I am not an object.

"This is more drama than I thought... You did great!" whispers my vice-president to me. Jap. She loves drama. Sometimes very exhausting, but also funny. Just not if I'm involved in it. "But I won't do that again. I have no idea how to calm these quarrels!" I give her as an answer. And what does she do? She just looks at me amused! Well, thank you too!

Law: "Rest on the cheap places Eustass! You have the least to report!"

Ace: "Just say the scalpel crack! She talked to me first!"

Kid: "But you're completely misinformed you flamethrowers! She talked to me first!"

Law: "Wrong! With me you oversized aggressive giant baby!"

Marco: "Where do you get the names from, I really wonder. And why you are so upset I also wonder."

Ace: "Stay out of there you stupid fruit salad!"

Marco: "Don't stretch the bow you running torch!"

Ace: "Better a running torch than a pineapple head!"

Marco: "Just watch out for what you say you mean a measly campfire!"

Ace: "What else did you Birdie?!"

And already a quarrel between Ace and Marco has flared up. The two throw insults around, they are really to shoot. Kid and Law also argue with each other and there it is also hot with the insults and comments.

Kid: "How did you call me you wooden head?!!"

Law: "Evolutionary brake! But intelligence allergy sufferers also suit you quite well!"

Kid: "Just take care of your face you wanker!"

Law: "Aww Eustass! The fact that you know such terms at all, that makes me proud. Nevertheless, you are and remain a brain acrobat who has no real idea of both a brain and acrobatics. So unfortunately you are and will remain an evolutionary brake! I'm sorry, but this is the result of an expert medical examination!"

Kid: "GRRRRRRRRR You stupid ingenuity brush!"

Law: "Oh come on. Now don't say that these were all the terms you came up with, you grimacing goulash! Since the birdie has more terms up his sleeve over there, so you!"

My gosh. I did not know that men can be such babies.

Anyway, I watch the whole spectacle for a while until I mischievously grin at the 4 men. "Sorry guys ~" I say first and immediately I have the attention of the 4. "I had the urge to kiss someone and Marco was just the first to come into my field of vision~" I answer cheekily to the 4 men. Marco turns visibly red and the other 3 get angry.

I have to say, when they are so angry, it looks really hot. You can really see how the obvious muscles of Ace and Kid tense up again and again.

With Law, this is a bit more difficult, his sweater hides his muscles extremely well. You can see most clearly from his face that he is more than just pissed off. He has a real vein of anger at his temple. They don't know where to put their anger. On Ace skin, even slight flames go back and forth. It is about to explode. Kid and Law certainly feel the same way.

I ask myself, 'Will I sleep tonight?' I liked to know what was going on in their heads...