Tu Mera Humdum

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KS cooks noodles and serves to Haseena, while KS was serving for herself, Haseena tells her to add more noodles in her plate. Karishma immediately serves more noodles, knowing there is nothing left for her. KS goes to kitchen again to drink some water, in order to stasify her hunger. As soon as KS brings the glass to have a sip, Haseena stops her and drags her to the table.
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HM takes a spoon and makes her eat.
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HM- Hmm, humare liye apna kahna chodh sakti hai, par fir yeh bhi kehti hai ki huamri koi dosti nai hai, yeh bhi sahi hai.
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KS- Aisa kuch nai hai aap humare senior hai, humara farz hai.
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HM- Aaaaa kariye.
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KS - Nai hum le lenge khud. ( KS was going to take the spoon, but HM slaps her hand)
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KS- Ouch, kaa kar rahi hai?
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HM- Aap humare spoon se kahyengi. Woh bhi humare haathon se. Please 🥺.
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KS - Hume aap bacha bana rahi hai, Hassu (says in one go, without realising what she just said)
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HM- Kya bola aapne?
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KS- Kaa, aap hume bacha jaise treat kar rahi hai.
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HM- Uske baad?
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KS- kuch nai bas itna hi, aur kuch nai bola
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HM closes her eyes in disbelief.
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HM- Ab kha bhi lijiyee, Aa kijiyee.
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KS (shrugs her shoulder and eats silently). KS stares at her while HM was busy feeding her.
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KS thinking (Kyu aapse dur hona chahte hai, par ho nai paa rahe, MS)
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HM- Karu, kya hua?
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KS- Nai case ka soch rahe the.
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HM - Shaant baalike, shaant. Kaam ka focus kaam pe kariye, yahan filhaal aapke khaane ko enjoy karte hai. Yeh duniya (PJ's overacting ka asar) musibaton se bhari hai, hume toh musibaton ko hal karna hai, fir usee musibat nai banana, warna hum musibat mai phass jayenge, aur hum musibat mai pahs gaye toh hum musibat se kon nikalega. Uff yeb musibat.  (kati patang step)
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KS- (Shock) Aapne jo bhi kaha aapko samajh mai aaya?
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HM- Nai, HEHE (awkward)
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KS burst out laughing.
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KS- Yeh (laughs) Haseena Mallik hai (laughs) matlab itna gyaan dene wale koi itna senseless baat bhi kar sakta hai. ( Laughs again)
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HM feels relieved after looking at KS who is laughing crazily. Her first attempt was successful. She also laughs with her.
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KS controls herself and again comes to her khadoos avtar.
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KS- (coughs to adjust herself) Raat ho gayi hai bhut, hum kaha so sakte hai?
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HM- Uss room mai, hum aa rahe hai.
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KS- Aap kyu? Aap kidhar soyengi?
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HM- Aapke saath 😉.
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KS- Kaa (Shock and confused)
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HM- Haa kyuki hum movie dekhenge isliye.
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KS- Acha konsa?
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HM- Amm, woh, Ring.
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KS- Ohh ring,(realises) Kaaa ring, woh horror wali. Nai nai hum bhut thak chuke hai. Hume neend aa rahi hai, aap enjoy kijiye. (Avoids the situation) Hum sofe mai soo jayenge. Dhanyawad.
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HM- Lagta hai bhaukaal ki maharani dar gayi. PJ ko batna padega ( controls her laugh)
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KS- Hum dare nai hai, bas thak gaye hai. (Goes near sofa)
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HM drags her hand and holds her.
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HM- Arrey bacha dar gaya. Awwwwww.
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KS- Hum bache nai hai. Aur hum dare nai hai.
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HM- Karu Khali 7 baje hai, itni bhi raat nai hai jo hum dare.
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KS- (Shouts) Aapko kaa lagta hai, hum smajh nai rhe hai, MS jo hona tha ho gaya, hume koi memories nai banani.
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HM- Karishma, har waqt woh baat ko kyu laa rahi ho? Thik hai,  Jo humne kiya woh galat thaa, par aapne? Aapka kyaa? Aap kayamat bani thi humara vishwas toda tha, aap parallel thana chala rahi thi, tab humara vishwas toota tha. Tab tab humne aapko maaf kiya, par aaj jab hume humara farz adaa karne ke liye dosti sacrifice karni padi tab, tab aap ek explanation nai dene di?
Aur aisa toh nai tha, ki hum aapke saath chah ke kar rahe the. Kitni baar bola majburi thi. Jab aap humare orders follow naa kar ke aapki style mai raita failati thi, tab humne chodh diya kya aapko? Haan, Nai naa. Karishma Jo aapke saath hua gaalat tha. Jo aapke pehle dost ne kiya smajh sakte hai uske baad bharosa rakhna bhut hi risky hai, fir bhi aapne humpe rakha. Iske liye hum  hamesha aapke abhari rahenge. Par iska yeh matlab nai hai ki aap har waqt uss baat ko le ke chalengi.  Har cheez ki had hoti hai, aur aapne apni narazagi ki had paar kar di hai. Mana aapko past mai Friendship se trauma mila tha, par woh wajah alag thi yeh wajah alag hai Karishma. Bye (Shouts and leaves to her room)
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HM words echoes in Karishma's ear. Whatever she said was right. They were times when KS used to behave rude with Haseena, and she never complained about it.
KS thinking - ( baat toh sahi kahi unhone, humne jayda galat kar diya, amaa yeh humse kaa ho gaya, koi naa koshish karte hai unko manane ki)
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KS peeks inside the room, where she sees Haseena sitting quietly shuffling channels in the TV. She quitely comes inside and sits beside Haseena.  
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KS- Woh... Woh.. Aapko lag raha tha na, ki hume darr lagta hai, toh aap bhul rahi hai, humne woh Haweli wala case solve kiya tha. Abhi koi bhi horror film laga lijiye hum bilkul nai darenge dekhna. ( Awkward)
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HM- Are you sure? (Winks)
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KS- Ji.
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( Film kahatm hui)
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HM laughs.
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KS- Aaahhhhhh (scared), ohh aap aise kyu hass rahi hai ( almost closed eyes)
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HM- Yeh movie horror kam comedy thi 😂. Uffff humara pet. Karu kitni darpok hai aap😂, humari nazar aap pe tiki thi😂 matlab hume toh lagta hi nai hai humne koi horror movie dekhi hai, yeh toh full comedy thaa😂,
PJ ko toh pta chalna chaiye iske baare mai 🌚
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KS- Nai woh toh aapka mood off tha, toh hum aapko hasane ki koshish kar rahe the aur kuch nai. ( Saves herself)
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HM- Ohh aisa kya, kitni fikaar hai naa aapko humari🌚.
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KS- Nai hum aise nai aa rahe the ( khud pair ko khulhadi mai daalna)
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HM - Chodiye, waise aapko pta hai, yeh jo movie hai real-life based hai. Agar aap mirror ke saamne jayegi woh 3 baar uska naam lengi naa, toh woh sach mai aa jayegi.
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KS was listening to her keeping her eyes wide open.
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Something strikes in HM's mind and says-
Karu hume washroom jaana hai please le chaliye na, hume dar lag raha hai.
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KS feels proud -
Haan chaliye dekhiye aap dar gayi par hum nai dare. Haha. KS ki darna itna bhi aasan nai hai.
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HM- Haan haan thik hai.
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The washroom and mirror were near eachother.
HM comes near the mirror and stops. KS was looking at her confusedly. She points towards the mirror says the name of the ghost.
HM- Gho (cuts by Karishma) "ihh kyaa kar rahi aap, chodiye hume. Arrey aap humara haath chodiye aur bolna band kijiye, kya kar rahi hai sach hai woh, hume hanuman chalisa bhi nai aati)
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HM- says second time ( arreyyyy maiyaa kaa saasu maiyaaaa, aap hume kyu pahsa rahi hai, haseena chodhiyee, hume jaane dijiye aur khud hatiyeee.)
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HM-  going to say for the third time, this was End of Karishma's paitence, bas she closes Haseena's mouth by keeping her hand on it, and drags her to the bed. She throws Haseena to bed and goes out of the room and jumps on the Sofa, covering herself with blanket.
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KS whispering- hey shivji rakhsa kijiye. (×3)
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HM comes out of the room laughing freaking badly. She removes blanket from KS's face.
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HM- Karu aap theek hai.
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KS sees Haseena and Jumps on her and hugs her tightly. Haseena smiles and feels good. KS after relaxing comes out of her state.
KS- Aap sachi mai naa bhut badi topaa hai, Haseena. Woh sab sach hai toh kaahe jaa rahi thi bhoot ko invite karne. Aapko kuch ho jaata toh? Humare baare mai toh socho thoda.
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HM- Arey woh jooth tha 😂. Lady Dabbang 😂 Popat 😂. Karishma 😂 Dar gayi😂.
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KS was feeling shy.
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HM- Acha chaliye soote hai.
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KS- Hum yahin soyenge.
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HM- Hum lights off kar ke soyenge. Soch lijiye.🌚
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KS- Haa thik hai.😒
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In the room
HM- Dar lag raha hai kya? khair ab jooth bolna ka koi fayda nai.
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KS- Haan thoda sa
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HM- Gaana laagye?
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KS- Thik hai.
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HM- Pta hai humare current situation pe hum yeh song sunte hai.
HM plays the song
(" Kuch rishton ka namak, hi duri hota hai,
Na milna bhi bhut, zaruri hota hai
Humdum, Humdum, tu mera Humdum, humdum
Tu baat kare yaa, naa mujhse, chahe aakhon ka paigam na le,
Par yeh mat kehna arrey o pagle, mujhe dekh na tu, mera naam na le
Tujhse mera beem dharam hai, mujhse teri khudayi (x2)
Tu bole toh ban jaun  bulesha sohai
Mai bhi naachun,
Mai bhi naachun,
manayu sonehya, yaar tu chalo mai teri raah bulleya
Mai bhi naachun rijaahun, sonehya, toh karun na parwaah bulleya
Mera hardum tu, hardam tu, mera hardum tu, mera hardam tu,  marham tu,  mera marhum tu.")
(Wanted to increase word count so 😅)
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After 3-4 songs
KS- Ama aapne toh Puri playlist bana li hai situation pe.
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HM -haan kabhi kabhar free hote hai toh playlist bana lete hai. Waise jaise yeh line mai likha hai na, "Tu mera Humdum" waise hi aap humare liye mayne rakhti hai Karu.
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KS hears it and nods her head.
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Karishma sleeps early than Haseena and unknowingly she keeps her hand on HM's stomach. HM notices this and keeps her hand below Karishma's head, just liked a pillow. And sleeps.
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