casanova | selever + mfm oneshots

oui oui hon hon / selever

I GOT FINAL FANTASY 13 🥰🥰🥰was like 20 mins in the game and someone died like 🤨🤨good thing i didn't like her L

these protagonist finna make me punch someone 😁

i'm bored again 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

NAH BECAUSE TELL ME WHY I LISTENED TO SOME SONG

AND THE BEGINNING WAS LIKE

a pirate walks into a bar 😨😨

the bartender asks "why is there a steering wheel in your pants?😁😁😁🤣🥰"

the pirate says "😫😫😫😫🥵🥵🤪it's been driving me nuts😕😩🥴"

banger of 2022 

anyways yall this is a filler 😎😎"filler" lmfao what

fun fact: i turned this in for a grade in ela and got a 100 💀💀💀💀💀💀except selever wasn't in it and it was actually childe from genshin 🤡(NOTE THERE WAS A WORD LIMIT SO THATS WHY ITS SHORT) also note i may add in a few details that you will definitely know i did not submit to my teacher 

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once upon a time, in a part of russia, selever was going home from grocery shopping. the sky was a mural of colors, and he almost stopped to enjoy the view, until a voice rang out throughout the city. (dictator) long handsome neck dude's (we'll say that's you) face appeared on the screen connected to the building in front of selever.

"i have a special announcement. all shapes that are not TRIANGLES must convert to be TRIANGLES. circles and squares and anything not a triangle by tomorrow night will be punished.  please come to my secret pyramid if you have any concerns." LHND smiled, and their face was quickly cut off with the reflection of selever's gaping face amongst the crowd.

selever groaned loudly. he didn't want to change his shape. in fact, he thought his shape was the best out of them all. what can triangles do anyways? they're not even good to insert anywhere.

he watched as people rushed about, panicking to get into shape clinics. people who were triangles were easy to spot, as they just continued on a leisurely stroll on the sidewalk. selever rolled his eyes and continued on his way home. he could always do it tomorrow.

a few minutes later, selever suddenly stopped. he never really liked the thought of changing his shape, and the fact that he HAS to change his shape bothered him. where's his freedom to be whatever shape he wants? WHAT IS SOME RAGGEDY ASS DICTATOR GONNA DO TO MAKE HIM?!?!?!?

he decided that he would, in fact, voice his concerns to long handsome neck dude at his secret pyramid. but . . . where is his pyramid? he never really had to think about it.

selever was planning on asking around, until he turned around and saw a bright glowing sign, probably the biggest light source in town, pointing at a pyramid.

"convenient." selever shrugged, and tossed his groceries somewhere.

he needed to be sneaky with this. there was no way the dictator would ACTUALLY let him in.

good thing the triangular door was wide open.selever rolled his eyes and strutted right in, realizing that there was no one to actually stop him from doing it. maybe he'd take a few selfies later. "haha this pyramid is kinda wonky sheesh 🤣🤣 ," would definitely be his caption.

this was a perfect time for him to transform. he threw his hands up and started singing "face off" (i'm sorry i will make an apology video)

suddenly, a mist appeared, and the next thing he knew, he was a circle.

he rolled around, zooming up the stairs because he's just built different. (HELP I ACTUALLY LEFT THIS IN?AND MY TEACHER THOUGHT IT WAS FINE???) the stairs just kept going and going, until he made it to a single door.

"man, this might be LHND's office." Ajax rubbed his head, hesitant on barging in. (please use travis scott's apology video as reference to what i was imagining this scene as)

instead, he knocked.

"girl scout cookies!" he squealed in a high pitched voice.

the door swung open, to reveal, in fact, the long handsome neck dude.

he look down to lock eyes with selever.

"not again," he covered his face with his hand dramatically. "please, voice your rebuttal to my statement I made exactly 3 minutes and 47 seconds ago."

selever stood, questioning if this man really was the most scary person with the longest neck who also happened to rule all of russia. 

"uhm, I think that you should let all shapes be equal. uwu" selever sheepishly rubbed his circle shoulder.

"this is what my father would've wanted. he wouldn't have left me if I was a triangle, and so that means everyone should be a triangle!" the dictator hung their head, but it made them look more like a giraffe.

"man, I feel like I left a kid because they were a triangle." selever pondered. he knew that he left a little long neck kid at home because he wanted to continue on his circle dreams. selever forgot the way home on his way back on his adventure, and decided to start a new life in a different section of the same city. the milfs were too tempting on that side of town. "what's your real name again?"

"selever jr." they said, wiping away small droplets of water from his eyes.

"woah, that sounds familiar. anyways, I'm selever, and I think that you should let everyone be their own shape. SHAPE EQUALITY, SHAPE EQUALITY, SHAPE EQUALITY, SHAPE EQUAL-"

"are you my dad?" selever jr. cut off selever. (please reference to that one miraculous wasp scene)

"excuse me?" selever held a hand to his chest.

"fine. i'll let all shapes live in peace. for now." selever jr. quickly changed their mind.

"wait, really?"

"i've just felt really lonely as a triangle, and i realized, i don't really want a bunch of other triangles. plus, i don't want to disappoint you. even if it's for reasons i probably won't be able to get through your incredibly thick skull." selever jr. walked over to a little camera on a tripod.

"i have a special announcement. . . "

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WHY THE FUCK DID I GET A GOOD GRADE ON THIS 💀💀💀💀💀

anyways i have been watching this one edit everyday religiously and it gives me so much serotonin but im 100% sure this is not normal

im crying

😂😂😂😂 

(ALSO IF YOU SAW WACK PRONOUN USAGE ITS BC LHND WAS A GUY BUT I DECIDED FOR THIS STORY I'D MAKE IT NEUTRAL SO IF I MISSED A SPOT THEN ITS MY BAD)

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