yall should I make a selever discord server. . .
that'd be too goofy 🙄 if yall want it I can make it 😭😭
on that note yall i made a new tumblr and I'm probably gnna post more and faster on there so 😭😭 its neomarkiizen 🤩🤩
I can also write abt more so 😁😁😁👍 follow me and like and subscribe and comment
writing on phone rn so sorry if there's a weird layout so this is gnna be a short one
idk if the person who reqed this wanted a specific plot but. . . if u wanted him to be a female to begin with you can ask again😭
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you walked into the kitchen, ready to make yourself breakfast.
you stopped in your tracks.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???" you screamed at the figure.
"damn y/n, its 7 in the morning." the woman rubbed her eyes.
WOMAN???
"SELEVER??" you pointed at him in disbelief.
"that's me" he. . . she? they said.
"bro. . . you're straight-up a woman right now. "
"what?"
"YOU HAVE BOOBS AND YOUR HAIR IS LONGER." you gestured at him.
he looked down and his eyes nearly popped out.
"I HAVE BADOINKERS." he screamed.
"THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU!!"
he paused, and started to think.
"selever. . ." you started to become worried.
"so. . . does that mean. . . my p-"
"you can find out later." you shivered at the thought.
"or we both can," he winked.
"I'd rather not." you rolled your eyes and started to go around him to find something to eat.
"so, uh. . . how am I supposed to turn back?" selever asked.
"YOU DON'T KNOW???" your jaw dropped.
"no?"
you groaned."guess you're gonna be in a woman's body forever."
"it's not that bad. I can pull tis off
"wait until you get your period."
"NO Y/N HELP ME I NEED TO REVERT BACK!" he immediately sobbed.
you shrugged. "sounds like a you problem."
he latched onto your arm, sobbing.
"ANYTHING BUT A PERIOD."
"i can't help you, selever," you rolled your eyes and shrugged him off
he slumped to the floor.
"maybe you won't even have a period," you suggested.
he perked up at this.
"soooo. . . have you ever thought about doing a certain thing with a wom-"
"I'm gonna stop your goofy ass right there." you finally found some poptarts in the pantry.
"BUT WHAT ELSE WILL I DO IN THIS BODY?"
you put your hand over his mouth.
"i'll show you what we can do if you can keep quiet this whole day."
selever was indeed, quiet the whole day.
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I'm telling yall I cannot write for selever no more 😕😕😕powering through for yall n ig this'll have a pt2 idek 💀
word count // ur mom
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casanova | selever + mfm oneshots
Romans(lowercase intended) . . . since i'm pretty sure majority of us sinners are simping for this man and the only thing we're getting on our knees for is def not god,i've decided that the lack of really good, long oneshots/fanfictions of him is basicall...
