guys the motivation is not hitting but 👹i always cum back - peepaw willy
fnaf songs have no right to be bangers
also suddenly i want to be rodrick heffley's drumsticks
i want to make another book but idk what it should be about 💀😐yall should fr tell me what yall want 😁
HELP I TOTALLY FORGOT ABT THE REQUEST FORM IDEK IF HALF THE PEOPLE WHO REQED STILL READ THIS-
anyways i havent done sarv yet before and i saw a req so im doing that later 👹👹🥴 have to beat the straight allegations
but this req was actually smth i had a good idea for so uhhh this is for u Helpimstuckinthesky
IDEK IF U STILL READ THESE 😭also idk if you meant escape room as in the puzzle ones or the horror ones but 💀
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"why would i be scared of an escape room?" selever asked as you waited for the group inside to finish.
"you're going to regret saying that." you responded as the two of you heard a loud scream.
he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. "i bet you're the scared one."
you opened your mouth to retort before a worker came up to the both of you to lead you to the room.
"i will leave your ass in the dirt, sel."
"you know what you can do with my ass?" selever smirked.
the worker started walking faster.
"now you scared the shit out of her!" you hissed.
"i'm sorry that i spoke my true feelings." selever let a tear come out his eye.
you groaned, also speeding up."i know what i can stick up your two boards you call an ass."
"BOARDS? i know you aren't talking you lil flat looking washboard looking flat stanley looking-"
the worker stopped at a door and gestured for the two of you to go in.
"i'm gonna guess that you guys already know how to get through. just find the exit blah blah. please don't do anything weird." the attendant sped off.
"you traumatized the shit out of them." you walked in the dimly lit room, seeing the mutliple hallways.
"their fault for listening." he shrugged, beginning to go down a hallway.
you were going to follow him, before remembering what he said. you evily grinned before sprinting down the opposite way.
you heard him realize you weren't there. because he screamed.
"y/n!? Y/N???? NAH BRO COME BACK I WAS JUST KIDDING." you heard from behind you.
you turned to see if he was coming your way, only to see a figure, that was 100% not selever's tall ass coming your way fast.
you fucking screeched and ran into the nearest room, only to find out it was obviously a dead end.
you saw a mannequin with a wig on, face down right behind a cabinet behind a door. you snatched that wig so hard the mannequin flew across the room. you quickly put it on and slammed yourself onto the table as the door opened.
the person had a chainsaw, and was holding it menacingly as he searched the room.
"dollar tree costume having-" you started to mutter under your breath as they left the room. then the door flew open again and selever appeared, closing the door behind him.
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casanova | selever + mfm oneshots
Romance(lowercase intended) . . . since i'm pretty sure majority of us sinners are simping for this man and the only thing we're getting on our knees for is def not god,i've decided that the lack of really good, long oneshots/fanfictions of him is basicall...
