i saw a vid of someone making fanfiction into a book so guess who's gonna make their own 😈 i just need a plot ig 🤓🤓and a fandom 💀💀😨def going to be on a month long hiatus bc of it
someone fr give me fandom ideas
im impulsively doing it and its about to be about fnaf in a hot minute
I SHOULD REWRITE ONE OF MY OLD CREEPYPASTA FANFICTIONS FROM WHEN I WAS 9 HELP
yes guys i read my first fanfiction at 9 years old and it was like 40 chapters long 💀AND THERE WAS A SMUT SCENE AND I READ IT HEKPEKWJR explains a lot
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"have a good day!" you said to the customer walking out the door.
"you too!" they called back, and as soon as they left you slumped over the counter.
"i hate my job." you groaned out. working at a cafe was not what everyone was advertising it to be.
where were the hot people? the cute couples you could glare at from across the room? and don't get me started on the people who ask for stuff on the "secret" menu. this isn't a starbucks, sweetie.
in fact, you were working at a little cozy cafe, not starbucks. and maybe that's where you went wrong.
the bell over the door rang, signaling that another customer came in. you shot up, putting a smile on your face as they walked over.
zooweemama put that dick in me 😍this was the finest man you've seen walk in for the two weeks you've been working there. and he walked in with aNOTHER HOT MAN.
you are tremendously down bad.
"what would you like today?" you asked. how the hell were you going to flirt with him?
the guy responded with "you."
WHAT.
"excuse me?" your eyebrows shot up.
"i asked for a vanilla bean latte." he smiled.
you nodded. what the hell were you thinking?
the guy next to him ordered, and you set off to try and remember how the actual fuck you make those drinks.
you managed to finish them quickly, and since the cafe was so small you were working alone in the front. and because no one was there to see you. . . why don't you just. . . oops, i accidentaly wrote my phone number on your cup!
you handed the drinks to them with a bright smile.
"enjoy your drinks! have a good day!" you almost winked at the white haired guy but had to hold yourself back.
he shot you another grin and walked out.
now you'll never see him ever again.
you pouted, putting your face into your hands. a love story that was never going to start. you didn't even know his name!
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you were closing up shop before you phone buzzed in your pocket.
you finished locking the doors and tugging your jacket tighter around you before checking it.
unknown number
hey
is this the person from the coffee shop?
you almost screeched.
uhm yes indeed it is the person from the coffee shop, wanna get married or something later?
you texted back,
yeah! that's me 😘
NOT THE KISS.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT MY FINGER SLIPPED
you did mean to send that.
it was a few scary seconds before he responded:
it's alr lmao
anyways, are you going to be at work tmw?
IS HE GOING TO ASK YOU ON A DATE?
yea, i'm like the only person working here anyways 🙄
what time do you get off?
😁 nothing weird
i should be done by 5 tmw
why? 🤨
my friend really liked your coffee so i just wanted to make sure i could get some for him before you left 😋😋
there goes your hopes and dreams.
he texted you and made it seem like he was going to ask to take you on a date just to say he wanted to see if you could make coffee for his friend?? total omega male move.
oh hell n-
a ding stopped you from screaming.
jkjk 🤡
think you could hang around 6?
bro u really got me there
im down
ive got nothing else to do 🤓🤓
good 😼
i'll send you my address
THIS WAS GOING WAY TOO WELL.
you were beginning to question it.
holy shit, you didn't even know his name yet.
wait, what's your name? 🤨
selever 😘
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putting this into two parts like those rlly annoying tiktokers
bro u dont know how bad i wanted to go "selever, but you can call me da-"
guys i never think of plot so just so you know all these oneshots are me starting with something and then writing until i quit.
word count// 747
YOU ARE READING
casanova | selever + mfm oneshots
Romans(lowercase intended) . . . since i'm pretty sure majority of us sinners are simping for this man and the only thing we're getting on our knees for is def not god,i've decided that the lack of really good, long oneshots/fanfictions of him is basicall...
