GUYS I FORGOT ABT THIS STORY AGAIN LMAOAOAOAOOAOAOA
also did yk its been a year since i first posted this 😨😨😨still going strong to give yall crumbs 🙄‼‼
also i may have started my fnaf phase kinda late
💀💀💀michael literally give me that aftussy-
guys can we talk abt how they had to tie him up to get scooped im crying 🤨📸 RESIDENT 4 REMAKE UGH <333 leon pls the age gap is not that big im begging
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"y/nnnnnnnnnnnnnn, guess what day it is," selever said, hovering over you as you laid on the floor.
"time for me to get into bed with your mom," you mumbled, not bothering to open your eyes.
"you wish," he rolled his eyes. "it's june!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand? please don't tell me you're taking me to target to get pride stuff."
he rolled his eyes again and grabbed both your wrists, pulling you up against your will.
"it's june tenth!"
you raised an eyebrow. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
"i can't believe you forgot." selever held a hand up to his heart in mock betrayal.
"i try to forget." you slumped over as he let go of you.
"but all our anniversaries are great!" selever whined.
"i almost got devoured by a guy last time, and not in a good way."
"there's a good way?" selever asked. "that's besides the point. we're going to stay here this time."
"that's not good."
"it's always gonna be lit when i'm cooking." selever pulled out his phone and started to play sicko mode.
you stood there in silence, staring at him with a straight face. (get it? straight??? bc YOU'RE NO- if you are im literally sorry )
"i'm sorry."
the music stopped.
"anyways," selever said after a few moments, " i'm cooking."
"i think i got that the first time." you didn't even want to see what was going to happen to the kitchen.
"i'll see you later babe," he gave you a quick peck on the forehead and flew out the room, humming something to himself.
"i'm not gonna be eating tonight, am i?"
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"HOLY SHIT Y/N CALL THE FUCKING FIRE DEPARTMENT HOLY SHIT!!!!!" selever screeched, holding a flaming pot in his hand.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CATCH A POT WITH WATER IN IT ON FIRE?" you threw the pot out the window, watching as it flew into the neighbor's backyard and the dog ate it.
"i guess that works," you shrugged, closing the blinds and the window, because whatever happens to that dog is not your problem.
"good thing i was just making the sauce in that." selever wiped the imaginary sweat from his head.
"you burnt the sauce???" you questioned.
"i can always season the pasta with salt and pepper." he started plating the noodles.
you slapped your forehead, sighing.
"isn't there pesto in the fridge?" you started walking over to it before selever quickly blocked off your path.
"no. . . "
"selever, what the fuck is in the fridge."
"bold of you to assume there's something in the fridge."
you slowly backed away.
selever went back to plating the pasta, and you dashed to the fridge, flinging open the door.
"SELEVER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-"
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srry guys lost motivation to do this one 🤪👹👹👹👹👹👹😣
hee hee haa haa
viper is kinda fine im literally gay wtf
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casanova | selever + mfm oneshots
Romance(lowercase intended) . . . since i'm pretty sure majority of us sinners are simping for this man and the only thing we're getting on our knees for is def not god,i've decided that the lack of really good, long oneshots/fanfictions of him is basicall...
