Everyone seems to enjoy making these kinds of stories. So well. My "dear" friend chbibtspqr told me I was copying her idea, but I do not care about her opinions (she usually doesn't care about mine [All of my friends don't care about eachother's opinions] so who cares?)
Here goes.
Aomine Daiki has updated his status:
HORUICHI MAKO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWTTTTT
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Imayoshi Shoichi
Both Horikita Mai and Horuichi Mako are cuties. You just like their mountains.
34 likes
Midorima Shintaro
Aomine, so does not have 13 Os. And in case you haven't learnt your spelling properly, this is how you spell hot. H-o-t.
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Aomine Daiki
Shaddap u horoscope-brocoly. JUST BECUZ U 1 DA SPELLING BEE IN THIRD GRADE DOESN'T MEAN UR BETTER THAN ME HAH BAD ASS
Kuroko Tetsuya
At least he won.
67 likes
Kise Ryota
And that's not how you spell brocolli, Aominecchi...
14 likes
Haizaki Shogo
Even the dumb ass blondie knows how to spell. What were you doing in grade school, FACKER?
Kuroko Tetsuya
That is not how you spell fucker, Haizaki-kun.
54 likes
Aomine Daiki
BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN
68 likes
Haizaki Shogo
SHADDAP B4 ORE-SAMA KICKS YOUR ASSES AND FK EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHA UR ALL DUM ASES SACKAS
Akashi Seijuro
*Shut up *before *I *fuck *your *ass *sucker.
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Kuroko Tetsuya
... Someone's busted.