Akashi Seijuro has updated his status:
None of you imbeciles even think of talking to me today. Fuck off.
Aomine Daiki
... There goes my plan 2 spam on ur timeline
Midorima Shintaro
Today was said to be a bad day for a Sagittarius. I expected something in the range to occur.
Kise Ryouta
You sound like you predicted everything, Midorimacchi... *shudder*
Murasakibara Atsushi
Normally, wouldn't people ask "What happened?" when these kinds of things occur...
Kuroko Tetsuya
Surprising. The most sensible comment came from the most dense of all.
Murasakibara Atsushi
I am flattered but not...
Kise Ryouta
Fine! What happened, Akashicchi?
Are you still brooding over the fact that you lost to Seirin?
Or the fact that you got one question wrong on your math test in your first year of Middle school?
Or the fact that you don't have a girl friend?
Or a boy friend?
Did you lose your favorite piece of candy?
Or a gravure magazine?
Or a magazine with me on it?
Akashi Seijuro
One more word from you, Ryouta, and you can say farewell to your head.
Aomine Daiki
Heard dat? Hes tellin u 2 shaddap
Akashi Seijuro
Same rules apply to you, Daiki.
Aomine Daiki
... Yes, sir.
Midorima Shintaro
You haven't answered the question, Akashi.
Akashi Seijuro
I don't want to.
Midorima Shintaro
But it was Kuroko's question.
Akashi Seijuro
.... Fine. I am in grief because I lost something.
Murasakibara Atsushi
... Aka-chin can lose something?
Kuroko Tetsuya
He is technically human...
Murasakibara Atsushi
... Aka-chin was human?
Midorima Shintaro
How far can your stupidity spread, Murasakibara?
Murasakibara Atsushi
... But I was asking a real question...
Midorima Shintaro
I give up.
Kise Ryouta
But what did you lose, Akashicchi?
Aomine Daiki
Congrats u asked a ques. like a normal human being
Akashi Seijuro
I lost Momoko...
Kuroko Tetsuya
...... You had a girl friend?
Aomine Daiki
Some1 actly had da guts 2 dump u? Impressive
Akashi Seijuro
What are you talking about? Momoko isn't a girl.
Kise Ryouta
.... That's really feminine for a boy name.
Midorima Shintaro
Well, there are boys named Haruka, after all.
Murasakibara Atsushi
That's another anime, Mido-chin...
Akashi Seijuro
This is ridiculous. Momoko isn't a boy either.
Kuroko Tetsuya
Akashi-kun... I never knew had that kind of hobby.
Midorima Shintaro
Do you have a pet, Akashi?
Akashi Seijuro
If you're talking about Tatsue, then yes, I do have a pet. A parrot.
Murasakibara Atsushi
... Then who's Momoko?
Akashi Seijuro
My talking pillow.
Aomine Daiki
I have no hope 4 dis world anymore
