Momoi Satsuki
Hey, everyone! I just made up this challenge... it's called, "I love you because..." and this is how it works: I will tag one person do this challenge to someone else, and they need to say why they love them.
Here's the KEY POINT. You're not supposed to be nice to them - say it as if you are insulting them, but you love them anyways.
Okay... here I go!
#AomineDaiki to #KiseRyouta
Aomine Daiki
Wut da fuq Satsuki
Bt chlenge accptd
Kise Ryouta, I luv u bcuz of ur perfect blonde hair that looks like vomit
Your form is as graceful as the banana peel in the bin
Your eyes are as beautiful as visible fart in the swimming pool
I luv you Kise as much as I luv my own snot that also looks like ur hair
#MidorimaShintaro to #MurasakibaraAtsushi
Midorima Shintaro
People are starting idiotic challenges again. But alright, I will try my best to act this whole thing out.
Murasakibara Atsushi, I love how you shower spit all over me when you talk with food in your mouth.
The way you simply tower over me with your unnecessarily tall height - it almost feels as if you are the naked titan from that weird other anime, and I am the hero that slays you.
Your eyes look so purple, that it seems like Fear in Inside Out is telling you: "Midorima Shintaro is awesome, you should stay away from him."
... Well that wasn't so hard.
#MurasakibaraAtsushi to #AkashiSeijuro
Kise Ryouta
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOW ABOUT ME I NEED MY SPOTLIGHT ME ME ME ME HOW ABOUT MEEEE
AND AOMINECCHI THAT WAS SOOO MEAN I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR SNOT
YOUR SNOT IS GREEN
Aomine Daiki
... Right, that's true.
Midorima Shintaro
"Green is the color of nature." - certain Pisces fan of mine.
Aomine Daiki
My snot is nature
Kise Ryouta
... Okay, let's stop.
Murasakibara Atsushi
.................................................................
Midorima Shintaro
The challenge wasn't to enter dots, Murasakibara.
Murasakibara Atsushi
... I don't want to do this challenge to Aka-chin.
Aomine Daiki
Well its a chlnge idiot
Murasakibara Atsushi
Fine.
Uh... Aka-chin looks like tomatoes and cheetos, kind of looks like a popsicle stick and hot dogs... the color of Kool Aid... uh... jelly beans... strawberries... apples...
And that's why I love Aka-chin.
#AkashiSeijuro to #KurokoTetsuya and #GoM
Midorima Shintaro
I hope it's just me, but Murasakibara, you sounded sincere when you said that.
Akashi Seijuro
... Why, thank you.
Tetsuya, I love how you have no presence, so it makes everything more convenient.
Ryouta, I love how you babble on, and I love myself how I just proceed to ignore you.
Shintaro, I love how keep losing to me in everything.
Daiki, I love how you get so competitive over me, but never gain victory against me.
Atsushi, I love how you act like a 6-year old.
Generation of Miracles, I love how you guys as whole, are like kids. Personally, you should thank me for taking care of all of you. You never know how hard it is to do that.
Nijimura Shuzou
What was that, Akashi?
