Kagami Taiga
Once upon a time in a faraway land...
Kuroko Tetsuya
There lived a small clown and a princess.
Aomine Daiki
The clown killed the princess.
Kise Ryouta
(Isn't the pace too fast?) The princess's brother went to take revenge on the clown.
Imayoshi Shoichi
It actually turns out, that the princess and the clown were dating, but the princess cheated on the clown, so the clown killed her...
Murasakibara Atsushi
(... Too much drama) And the prince also found at that the clown was actually his long lost best friend...
Midorima Shintaro
(YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE IDIOT) The clown and prince made up, and decided to be friends again.
Takao Kazunari
(But that's no fun...) One day, the prince found himself falling in love with the clown...
Himuro Tatsuya
(Just to make this appropriate...) And the clown was actually a girl...
Kasamatsu Yukio
(Wait, so the princess was lesbian?) The clown and the prince fell in love and married each other...
Momoi Satsuki
And a handsome young boy was born!
Akashi Seijuro
The handsome young boy turned out to be Akashi Seijuro, and he killed his parents and took over the country. The end.
Kuroko Tetsuya
... YOLO?
Hyuga Junpei
You guys are misunderstanding the definition of a fairy tale.
