Praise Your Ace

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Momoi Satsuki has updated her status:

I dare all captains to praise their aces as much as possible! \(^o^)/

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Kasamatsu Yukio

This is dare surpassed the hardest level a dare can go up to.

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Imayoshi Shoichi

Well, I usually would turn down dares, but I will accept it this once because our manager is doing it.

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Ootsubo Taisuke

Our ace, Midorima Shintaro is ultimately the best. He checks the Oha Asa program everyday, and has an awesome way of talking. Sometimes he is so brilliant that I really want him to go and throw him on a ditch. He is good at playing the piano too. I heard him play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" with two fingers, and it was truly a work of art.

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Midorima Shintaro

You're welcome. I am glad you liked my "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" - though I was playing "Over the Rainbow".

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Takao Kazunari

How was "Over the Rainbow" mistaken as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?

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Midorima Shintaro

You don't know skills, Takao.

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Kasmatsu Yukio

I will continue. Our ace really, is the hottest being I have ever encountered. He flips his blonde hair in the most dramatical way I have ever seen, and I swear he studies how he can show off his body in the sexiest way possible. He copies my moves so often, that I really want to pat him on the back and say a swear word. I think- OK I AM NOT DOING ANY MORE OF THIS BULL SHIT.

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Kise Ryouta

But senpai, I was really touched by what I was reading! *sniff* *wipes tear* *flips blonde hair dramatically* *I look hot in whatever I do becuz I am a blonde*

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Kasamatsu Yukio

... Akashi-kun, can I borrow your scissors?

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Akashi Seijuro

Sure.

107 likes

Midorima Shintaro

IT'S MINE. WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT ANYWAYS?!

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Akashi Seijuro

It has been my lucky item for the past few days. And are you yelling at me right now, Shintaro?

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Midorima Shintaro

... I am going to forgive you only because you are watching Oha Asa.

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Okamura Kenichi

Well, then. Our ace, you see - surpasses all of your other aces. I have not seen a human being that could eat regularly even when he is in a middle of a match. He can hold his bowl of rice and soup and somehow manage to defend - I am still amazed. (Kasamatsu, I think I know how you feel now.) And besides - he has PURPLE hair and it's LONG too. No Generation of Miracle can get any more girlier than this. He is so girly that I think he might even like one of those British boy bands.

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