Kuroko Tetsuya has updated his status:
Everyone, I need your help.
Kagami Taiga
Dude, the anime just ended. Isn't it about time we live our regular lives? But what is it?
Kuroko Tetsuya
I lost Nigou.
Aomine Daiki
WHYYYY TETSU YOUR DOG WAS SOOOO CUTEEEE WHYYY DID YOU LOSE HIM TETSUUU
Midorima Shintaro
... Where and when did you last see him?
Kuroko Tetsuya
At the park, in the morning.
Kagami Taiga
Don't you usually put something very high-tech - called a leash - around a dog?
Kuroko Tetsuya
Nigou always sticks around me, so i found no need to do so.
Midorima Shintaro
HE PEED IN MY RICKSHAW.
Takao Kazunari
Wasn't it my rickshaw?
Akashi Seijuro
If this helps, I can call my private police to search for your dog all over Japan.
Kise Ryouta
Not meaning to interrupt, but I think the scale is too big. How about just searching Tokyo?
Momoi Satsuki
NOOOOOOOO THE DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE TETSU-KUN DISAPPEARED???? NOOOOOOO
Murasakibara Atsushi
... What's with you and Mine-chin being more upset than the owner?
Kagami Taiga
OH SHIT OH FUCK OH GOSH OH MY HOLY CABBAGES OH MY WORD OH SHOOT OH MY STRAWBERRIES
Midorima Shintaro
... Bizarre word choice.
Kagami Taiga
THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BEDDDDDDD AHHHH KUROKOOOOO
Kise Ryouta
Inhale. Exhale. Think of me. Everything should be fine... just think about me...
Kagami Taiga
YOUR ADVICE WAS WORKING UNTIL I THOUGHT OF YOU
Akashi Seijuro
Then think of me.
Kagami Taiga
YOU MADE IT WORSEEEE NOOOOO
Midorima Shintaro
Think about basketball.
Kagami Taiga
... That worked.
Kise Ryouta
I can't believe I'm more worthless than a basketball.
Murasakibara Atsushi
So what's the monster?
Kagami Taiga
KUROKO WHY IS NIGOU IN MY HOUSE
WAIT ITS EATING MY PANTS
NOOOOOOO THATS MY FAVORITE PANTS
NO NOT THE SHOES NOT THE SHOES
Kuroko Tetsuya
Oh, he's there? Then I'll pick him tomorrow. Take care of him well for today, Kagami-kun.
Kagami Taiga
YOU PLANNED THROUGH THIS DIDN'T YOU
*Kuroko Tetsuya has logged off.*
