Death to the Grape Boi

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Loki: this bitch

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GardenTool: who's the bitch?

Loki: this grape head looking, short ass boi that keeps catcalling and flirting at me even though I've said MULTIPLE TIMES I'M NOT INTERESTED! ):< reminds me of someone... 

GardenTool: I do it in more of a teasing matter ok

Loki: good. At least you're better than Mr. Can't-take-a-hint

SpaceCore: what are doing right now anyways?

Loki: *anygays and I'm currently drinking a root beer float at a bar as I resist doing a felony

SpaceCore: oof

Loki: O: a person of culture I see

GardenTool: noice 

Loki: noice indeed

Loki: annnnd he just catcalled me again 

GardenTool: do you need my hand crushing boots?

SpaceCore: whelp that dude's dead

Loki: what do they look like?

GardenTool: (insert photo of tall boots with heels) 

Loki: I'll consider it...

SpaceCore: damn I would've taken that already she doesn't give that offer to just anyone

GardenTool: true true

Loki: I'm sorry but I think I'm gonna be arrested again (:<

Loki: to be honest I don't even think the slut is old enough to be drinking, yet he REEKS of alcohol. 

SpaceCore: you can always call in for harassment and get him kicked out 

Loki: I'm sitting at the bar and the bartender, bless his heart, is threatening to kick him out if he annoys one more time...

GardenTool: #bestbartender

Loki: I swear did he just say "You'll regret not fucking me when I became a hero in training at UA."

SpaceCore: ...

GardenTool: ...

Loki: one moment he just flirted with me while the best boi, aka the bartender, went to serve a costumer so I need to slap him like how I've been threatening... 

GardenTool: YEAH KILL THAT BITCH

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SpaceCore: I hope he gets gravely injured at the entrance exam and doesn't get in

GardenTool: I hope he dies alone slowly in a hole

Loki: I hope he gets his balls cut off

GardenTool: hell yeah (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯

Loki: o: yeeee (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯

SpaceCore: (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯

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Parakeet: ...

Loki: (〃'∀`)

SpaceCore: (゚ω゚;)

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