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Loki: this bitch
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GardenTool: who's the bitch?
Loki: this grape head looking, short ass boi that keeps catcalling and flirting at me even though I've said MULTIPLE TIMES I'M NOT INTERESTED! ):< reminds me of someone...
GardenTool: I do it in more of a teasing matter ok
Loki: good. At least you're better than Mr. Can't-take-a-hint
SpaceCore: what are doing right now anyways?
Loki: *anygays and I'm currently drinking a root beer float at a bar as I resist doing a felony
SpaceCore: oof
Loki: O: a person of culture I see
GardenTool: noice
Loki: noice indeed
Loki: annnnd he just catcalled me again
GardenTool: do you need my hand crushing boots?
SpaceCore: whelp that dude's dead
Loki: what do they look like?
GardenTool: (insert photo of tall boots with heels)
Loki: I'll consider it...
SpaceCore: damn I would've taken that already she doesn't give that offer to just anyone
GardenTool: true true
Loki: I'm sorry but I think I'm gonna be arrested again (:<
Loki: to be honest I don't even think the slut is old enough to be drinking, yet he REEKS of alcohol.
SpaceCore: you can always call in for harassment and get him kicked out
Loki: I'm sitting at the bar and the bartender, bless his heart, is threatening to kick him out if he annoys one more time...
GardenTool: #bestbartender
Loki: I swear did he just say "You'll regret not fucking me when I became a hero in training at UA."
SpaceCore: ...
GardenTool: ...
Loki: one moment he just flirted with me while the best boi, aka the bartender, went to serve a costumer so I need to slap him like how I've been threatening...
GardenTool: YEAH KILL THAT BITCH
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SpaceCore: I hope he gets gravely injured at the entrance exam and doesn't get in
GardenTool: I hope he dies alone slowly in a hole
Loki: I hope he gets his balls cut off
GardenTool: hell yeah (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯
Loki: o: yeeee (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯
SpaceCore: (っ◕‿◕)っ✂️╰⋃╯
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Parakeet: ...
Loki: (〃'∀`)
SpaceCore: (゚ω゚;)
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Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]
FanfictionA mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues.