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RatBear: Loki, are mentally and emotionally okay?
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Cat: where did that come from?
RatBear: I noticed concerning behavior throughout our texts
Werewolf: I noticed some too looking back on this
Werewolf: also sorry I haven't been recently I've been busy... doing things
Loki: 'he pushed me down the fucking stairs'
Werewolf: ???
Cat: ignore that
RatBear: Loki answer the question.
Loki: Man look at this weather we're having!
Cat: Loki...
Loki: it's been hailing so much hasn't it?
Werewolf: Loki are you being abused?
Loki: I'm so glad I don't have a car to unshovel
RatBear: Loki.
Loki: y-yes Nedzu
RatBear: Is your home safe?
Loki:
Cat: Loki?
Loki:
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Cat: Loki get back on here NOW!
Werewolf: this very concerning
RatBear: That answers that question...
Cat: that's it I hate them
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Loki: can't hate me more than I hate myself UwU
Cat: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes UwU
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Werewolf: I'm getting a headache from them
RatBear: they are quite problematic...
Cat: that's an understatement
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Parakeet: ...
Parakeet: what did I miss?
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Loki: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Cat: stop leaving
Loki: yeah sorry bout that I almost died
Parakeet: Are you ok!?
Loki: yeah I'm fine a very smort bird stopped me
Parakeet: thank goodness
RatBear: Parakeet what were you doing before you got on?
Parakeet: oh
Parakeet: I was making my rounds around Koom Hill
Cat: did anything interesting happen?
Parakeet: I stopped a thief, signed a few autographs, and... that other thing
Cat: what other thing?
Parakeet: uhh... the thing that you say that I can't say because of... you know that thing other thing.
Cat: what?
Parakeet: 💃 🕳
Cat: did you stop them?
Parakeet: I think so but to be honest I wasn't even sure if they were gonna do it
Werewolf: what were they doing?
Parakeet: leaning over the railing on a bridge
Loki: maybe they dropped something
Parakeet: I mean they did ask for an autograph so I'm not sure
Werewolf: did they say anything concerning?
Parakeet: when I asked if I could walk them home they insisted that I didn't need too and that they were fine walking by themself.
RatBear: did you walk them home?
Parakeet: I didn't have all the facts, so no I didn't.
Cat: do you know what direction it is from the bridge?
Parakeet: yeah they when towards the park at the top of the hill.
RatBear: would you have happened to get their name?
Parakeet: they said to call them Nashi
RatBear: did you get a last name?
Parakeet: no just Nashi
Cat: who name their kid nothing?
Loki: maybe the parents didn't like them
RatBear: you would know wouldn't you Nashi?
Parakeet: huh?
Cat: Loki is Nashi
Werewolf: who was about to commit suicide
RatBear: but you stopped them
Parakeet: is this true? Did I get to see you first?
Loki: ... surprise...?
Parakeet: oh my gawd
Loki: ?
Parakeet: now you show my your drawings in real life!
Loki: the answer is no
Cat: you draw?
Parakeet: yeah! They even have drawn you before
Loki: NO I HAVEN'T! WHY WOULD I? ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HERO OR SOMETHING CAUSE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!
Cat: ... am I your favorite?
Loki: maybe...
Cat: I didn't think I had any fans
Parakeet: Aww he's blushing
Cat: NO I'M NOT!
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Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]
Hayran KurguA mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues.