Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]

This Bitch

1 person is now online 

RatBear: It's been a week so I'm adding the new hire

3 people are now online 

Loki: Fuck no

Parakeet: we don't even know who it is yet?

Loki: RatBear told me

Deku: new hire?

RatBear: yes, new hire

RatBear added 1 person

???: I AM HERE!

Loki: NOOOOOOOOOO

Deku: ?...

???: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Parakeet: friends

RatBear: citizens 

Loki saved ??? to NOTHERE

NOTHERE: WELCOME THEN!

Loki: I will not be welcomed by you

Deku: L-Loki be nice

Loki: I'm only nice to people I respect, I don't respect him

Parakeet: oof

NOTHERE: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?

Loki: oohh I know exactly who you are bitch

1 person is now online 

WAAAALLLL: Language 

1 person is now offline 

NOTHERE: ?

Parakeet: don't question it

Deku: Loki I know that face what are you planning?

Loki: (:

RatBear: you aren't doing what I think you're doing?

Loki: (:

Deku: L-Loki?

Loki: ahm New hire

NOTHERE: YES?

Loki: YOU ARE AN ARROGANT, PRIDEFUL, FUCKING BITCH WITH NO SENSE OF SAFETY OR UNDERSTANDING. YOU THINK YOU CARRY THE WORLD ON YOUR BACK AND THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CRIPPLING THE FUTURE HEROES BY NOT LETTING THEM HELP YOU. YOU NARCISSISTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

Parakeet: oh shit

Deku: Loki?

RatBear: oh my

NOTHERE: EXCUSE ME?

Loki: you heard me asshat

Deku: LOKI! Stop being so rude ):<

Loki: but, he's the one who...said the thing about you being a hero

Deku: huh?

NOTHERE: I AM UNSURE OF WHAT YOU MEAN?

RatBear: ah, now I understand why you hate him so much

Deku: the swan dive thing or...

Loki: the other thing

Deku: but... he's not... that means...

Loki: yes he is

NOTHERE:  I AM WHAT?

Deku: A-ALLMIGHT?

Loki: yep

RatBear: indeed

Deku: b-but w-wouldn't that mean t-that y-your-

RatBear: Nezu 

Loki: heh

Parakeet: May I ask what swan dive thing?

Loki: THAT'S A DRICT QUESTION! HE CANNOT ANSWER!

Deku: why not?

Loki: I made a deal with nezu which includes that we can only answer one yes or no question. Plus I thought you wouldn't want to answer that specific question.

Deku: oh, thank you Kyōdai

Loki: you're welcome ;p

Parakeet: concerning but ok

RatBear: alright then.

Loki: question.

RatBear: yes?

Loki: may I kick Allmight out?

NOTHERE: NO YOU CANNOT

Loki: yes I can watch me

Loki kicked NOTHERE

Parakeet: pffft

Deku: I honestly wasn't surprised by that

Loki: I mean it's not even the most ballsy thing I've done

Parakeet: what was the the ballsy thing you've done?

Loki: slap a pro hero across the face on live television after he said that villains aren't human and are just monsters with no feelings or hearts. I've never regretted doing that (:

Deku: you know I thought it was a odd coincidence that you said you 'slapped a b—h' the same day someone slapped Endeavor on TV.

Parakeet: THAT WAS YOU!?

Loki: (:

Parakeet: I have that clip still saved to my phone (:

Loki: nice

RatBear: I'm going to have to add Allmight back

Loki: );<

RatBear added 1 person 

NOTHERE: I HAVE RETURNED!

Loki: this motherfucking bitch