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RatBear: Loki I have today's question
4 people are now online
Loki: Fuck off
WAAAALLLL: Language
BloodSucker: where did that come from?
Healer: don't make me get the cane out
RatBear: ??
Loki: Sorry I'm having a very bad day, what's your question?
RatBear: is Loki an alias?
Loki: yes
BloodSucker: yay more uncertainy
Loki: Fuck off you fucking fuck
WAAAALLLL: Language
Healer: if continue this behavior I'll beat to tomorrow
Loki: please kill me (:
WAAAALLLL: concerning
Loki: so be it
Loki: question, does anyone here happen to have a knife handy?
RatBear: why do need a knife?
Loki: to ✨S L I C E✨
BloodSucker: slice what?
Loki: .-. Fucking shit that's what
WAAAALLLL: Language
Loki: no
Healer: that doesn't explain what you're cutting?
Loki: I. AM. CUTTING. USELESS. SHIT.
WAAAALLLL: Language
BloodSucker: why
Loki: ✨S T R E S S✨
RatBear: I don't believe that that's a good coping mechanism
Loki: so WHAT!?
Loki: I ain't hurtin' no one else so what's the problem?
Healer: you could be stressed and end up hurting someone
Loki: I HIGHLY doubt that I would accidentally hurt someone
BloodSucker: so you would hurt someone on purpose
Loki: yes most definitely
BloodSucker: why?
Loki: because the person I'm hurting is most likely a shitty person
Loki: anyways, KNIFE ANYONE?
Healer: no
BloodSucker: I'm still not giving you a knife
RatBear: no knifes
WAAAALLLL: no
Loki: Fuck y'all
Loki: guess I'll just go jump off a bridge sense clearly none of you care
WAAAALLLL: no no no no no no no no no
Healer: please don't
BloodSucker: you can't I'll save you
RatBear: oh dear
Loki: water go splish splash break me in half ;p
RatBear: checking all footage of the bridges in the city
Loki: dude chill
Loki: I was joking lol
WAAAALLLL: that was a not very good joke
Healer: I agree
BloodSucker: Fuck you
WAAAALLLL: Language
RatBear: not funny Loki, not funny
Loki: I forgot that none of y'all know gen-z's dark humor
RatBear: how can we, that generation is long dead
Loki: looking at old memes and posts that people still comment on...
Healer: and what do these things intel?
Loki: self deprecating jokes, depressing memes, dark humor, people asking others to kill them already, shall I go on?
BloodSucker: nope that's enough
WAAAALLLL: why are actively looking for this stuff?
Loki: I was, and currently, bored.
WAAAALLLL: ಠ ''ಠ
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Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]
FanfictionA mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues.