Joking... Maybe...

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RatBear: Loki I have today's question 

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Loki: Fuck off

WAAAALLLL: Language

BloodSucker: where did that come from?

Healer: don't make me get the cane out

RatBear: ??

Loki: Sorry I'm having a very bad day, what's your question?

RatBear: is Loki an alias?

Loki: yes

BloodSucker: yay more uncertainy  

Loki: Fuck off you fucking fuck

WAAAALLLL: Language

Healer: if continue this behavior I'll beat to tomorrow

Loki: please kill me (:

WAAAALLLL: concerning

Loki: so be it

Loki: question, does anyone here happen to have a knife handy?

RatBear: why do need a knife?

Loki: to ✨S L I C E✨

BloodSucker: slice what?

Loki: .-. Fucking shit that's what

WAAAALLLL: Language 

Loki: no

Healer: that doesn't explain what you're cutting?

Loki: I. AM. CUTTING. USELESS. SHIT. 

WAAAALLLL: Language 

BloodSucker: why

Loki: ✨S T R E S S✨

RatBear: I don't believe that that's a good coping mechanism

Loki: so WHAT!?

Loki: I ain't hurtin' no one else so what's the problem?

Healer: you could be stressed and end up hurting someone

Loki: I HIGHLY doubt that I would accidentally hurt someone

BloodSucker: so you would hurt someone on purpose 

Loki: yes most definitely

BloodSucker: why? 

Loki: because the person I'm hurting is most likely a shitty person

Loki: anyways, KNIFE ANYONE?

Healer: no

BloodSucker: I'm still not giving you a knife

RatBear: no knifes

WAAAALLLL: no 

Loki: Fuck y'all 

Loki: guess I'll just go jump off a bridge sense clearly none of you care

WAAAALLLL: no no no no no no no no no

Healer: please don't 

BloodSucker: you can't I'll save you

RatBear: oh dear

Loki: water go splish splash break me in half ;p

RatBear: checking all footage of the bridges in the city

Loki: dude chill

Loki: I was joking lol

WAAAALLLL: that was a not very good joke

Healer: I agree

BloodSucker: Fuck you 

WAAAALLLL: Language 

RatBear: not funny Loki, not funny

Loki: I forgot that none of y'all know gen-z's dark humor

RatBear: how can we, that generation is long dead

Loki: looking at old memes and posts that people still comment on...

Healer: and what do these things intel? 

Loki: self deprecating jokes, depressing memes, dark humor, people asking others to kill them already, shall I go on?

BloodSucker: nope that's enough

WAAAALLLL: why are actively looking for this stuff?

Loki: I was, and currently, bored.

WAAAALLLL: ಠ ''ಠ 


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