Chapter 14: Lost in Newtopia

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Talia al Ghul: Scam, you dumb bird.

Bird: [squawking]

Bus Tour Guide: Welcome, ladies and gentle-phibians, to a safe uneventful afternoon of touristy nonsense. It may not be as eventful as other tours but did I mention it's safe?

Anne: This is the last time we let Hop Pop pick the activity.

Hop Pop: Look Girls, we've got a few days to kill before King Andrias reveals his findings about the music box. And what better way to spend that time than learning?

Anne, Sub-Zero, Sprig, Polly groan

All chattering

Anne: Oh, wow, what's that place?

Bus Tour Guide: Imminent danger. Look away!

Polly: But imminent is the best kind of danger.

Bus Tour Guide: Now then, what's the most important thing to do when visiting Newtopia? Any guesses?

Sub-Zero: Ooh, ooh! Eating like a local? Looking like a local? Partying with the locals?

Bus Tour Guide: Nope. It's getting to know the city from a safe distance. Like on this bus.

Hop Pop: Such wisdom.

They sighs

Anne: This is just like...

Polly sighs

Anne: when Kuai Liang and I would go traveling with my mom.

Flashback

All chattering

Traffic hums

Young Anne: Mom, can We please try some of that?

Young Kuai: Come on, Mrs. Boonchuy I want that please?

Mrs. Boonchuy: No, two sweeties, your California stomach can't handle it.

Mrs. Boonchuy: But you can have carrot stick and trail mix.

They whimpers

End of Flashback

Anne: We didn't want the baby carrots, Mom!

Sub-Zero: We didn't want 'em. Why? Why? Why? Why?

Anne: You know what?

Polly/Sub-Zero: What?

Anne: This time I'm gonna experience the city the way the locals do!

Anne: Not sit on a bus like some dumb tourist!

Bus Tour Guide: And now for our tour of the tour bus.

Bus Tour Guide: This is the ceiling, what a good ceiling!

Bus Tour Guide: Not to be outdone by the floor!

Purple Newt Tourist: Ooh!

Polly/Sub-Zero: Count me in. 

Polly: So what do we do?

Anne: Follow my lead.

She groans

Anne: Oh, man, Hop Pop, my stomach is killing me.

Sub-Zero: Me too, Hop Pop my heart is heart attack.

Anne: Can we go back to the hotel?

Polly: Uh, me three.

Polly: I need to get off now or I'll explode.

They bus tourist passenger gasps

He gasps

Hop Pop: Why does this keep happening? Now I'll never make it to the cheese museum.

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