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get along shirt

everyone's favorite dou, leo and y/n got in a fight they also were stuck in a vault while annabeth and percy were trying to free them. leo and y/n thought they were gonna die, they were running out o oxygen

leo: i'm tired

y/n: your fine just don't go to sleep*yells to annabeth* annabeth tick-tock

annbeth: *yells*percy is working on it, honey its going really really well...couldn't be going better won't be long now

y/n: were never getting out of here

leo: why do you say that

y/n: because annabeth is being really positive

leo: oh no. this can't be the end i never wore an ascot. i never ate escargot. never even found out what escargo is

y/n: really those are your big dreams? what about graduating college, or traveling the world? getting married

leo* you really think that someone will marry me

y/n: yeah, oh course.

leo: oh that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me

y/n: well just in case we don't make it out of here, even though your weird and you smell weird, and when you eat you sound like a hippopotamus with a sinus infection. your like a brother and i love you 

leo: i love you to

*they hug(adorable)*

leo: aw we haven't been this close since the teacher in kindergarten put us in that 

leo & y/n: get along shirt

y/n: get along shirt. get along shirt. bro thats it. that's why percy and annabeth haven't gotten us out of here yet, it's not because they cant. its  that they don't want to

leo: what are you talking about

y/n: were not running out of air they're trying to teach us a lesson this is our getting along vault 

leo: oh! nope not following 

y/n: they want us to work together to figure out how to get out of here we have nothing to work about percy and annabeth could get us out of here any time they want

*what's actually happening*

percy: I CAN'T DO IT *sounds like hes gonna cry* we're never gonna get them out in time 

annbeth: i don't know if you guys are still alive, but we never should've put you in this situation. 

percy:*crying* we love you guys so much. your the best people i've ever met

y/n: *laughs* percy and annabeth are taking this running out of oxygen thing 

leo: oh, let me try. we love you too and wed tell you how much*tries not to laugh*and wed tell you how much but...i don't want to run out of air 

crackheads: *laugh* okay so they want us to figure out how to get outta here together 

leo: maybe it's something real simple

y/n: yes. occam's razor 

leo: i said something simple not something i never heard of 

y/n: no no. occam's razor, it's a principle that states that the simplest way is usually the best. what would be the simplest way to get outta hear?

leo: i got it open sesame 

y/n: maybe a tad more complicated . oh maybe we should push both of these at the same time alright ready 1 2 3 

*it works the door opens*
percy: it's a miracle