last night octavian got drunk
there was a hangover and an angry bi-sexual y/n
octavian: get me a drink
y/n: hey lets put drain cleaner in his drink
percy: okay don't be a dick that stuff would kill him
y/n: thus ending his hangoverrr
octavian: percy you're still dead to me *dies*
percy: of fuck
y/n: its okay well just say he killed himself
*later that day*
hazel: we had no idea he was so depressed
renya: we love you octavian
y/n: yeah.love. sad
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Fanfictionsome random shit i made of percy jackson characters leo is bestie i try to make this as gender neutral as possible characters belong to uncle rick warning: swearing and sex references