Heroes of olympus x reader on crack

Monopoly pt. 2

Y/n: No when I was a kid I was pretty good at Monopoly and when I say pretty good I mean Percy Jackson good I've pretty much whipped my friends asses on a daily bases now we would usually  at my friend Leo's house even though his ass never had all the pieces 

Leo: uhm i only have tube wheel barrel and the iron so someone has to play as a skittle and of course 

Y/n: since we were at his house he got to be the banker and when you have someone who blows at basic math as the banker you really don't want him to be banker the game takes long enough now with every transaction you gotta wait 15 minutes Meanwhile Leo's trying to figure out how much to give back With his abacus No my strategy of monopoly has always been the same by every damn thing you land on Roll your dice and buy anything that you land on

Leo; but your on Community chest

Y/n:I don't give a damn Leo I'm buying it 

Y/n:with my rainbow assortments of property cards now if anyone wants to trade the have to trade with my greedy ass now I'd always like to trade with Leo cause I got to rip him off 

Y/n: I'll give you sweet Mediterranean avenue for 800 dollars and your wallet

Leo: that sound like a deal

Y/n: an other strategy I would use is hide my money it's no one's dam Business how much orange 500 dollar bills I have stashed away  

Y/n: now when I went to the wilderness school and played monopoly at Leo and Jason's dorm you put your money in your pocket hide it in your shoe hell if you can shove it up your asshole if your comfortable with it everyone else tucked there money under the board just sitting there on display you would have piper over there hoarding all her money like there was going to be another great fucking depression the Jason's going through all his money like a drug dealer Leo on the other hand 20 minutes into the game all his property's are Mortgaged the only money he's pulling is in the random change cards he gets

Leo: suck dick for money get 15 dollars ooh my lucky day