Loki Oneshots

As Friends*?

Super short but really cute.  Don't know if this really needs the *.

"I mean if the both of you were consenting adults who would you make out with?" You ask. You have no idea how you got on this topic but here you are.

"As friends?" Loki asks raising his eyebrow.

"Yes."

"My only friends are Thor, the little red witch and you so I don't have much variety. It's either my brother a married woman or you. So you. I'd make out with you. Who would you choose?" Loki shifts around on the couch bringing his knees to his chest.

"I get along with everyone so I don't know. A lot of the guys feel like family I guess it would have to be a girl. So Natasha seems like a safe bet. Obviously you as well."

"Would you actually? If the opportunity came about?"

"Yeah. Would you?"

"Do you want to kiss? As friends of course." He smirks.

"Yeah."

"Come here. Sit." Loki brings his legs back down and pats his lap. You scurry over and crawl in his lap draping your arms around his neck. "Good girl." His hands lock around your waist.

"Your hair is so soft." You tell him you try to distract yourself from the praise by tangling your hands in his curls. Loki shudders.

"I'm not used to being touched like this." He tries to steady his breathing giving you a few light pecks. "It's been awhile. When you're as old as I am sometimes you don't realize how long you go without someone else's hands on you." He tells you in between kissing and sucking on your bottom lip.

"Is that why you get so excited about holding my hand?" You kiss him and try not to smile. He pulls away.

"Yes." He looks embarrassed. "Can I touch you?"

"You can do whatever you want." You move so you're straddling him now.

"Not that I would with you but you shouldn't give me that kind of invitation. I might take advantage of it."

"Maybe I want you to." You smile before Loki kisses you again hard. You get lost for a few minutes in the way he runs his strong hands everywhere. "Mmm Loki. You taste like bubblegum."

"You taste like gummy bears." You giggle and continue kissing for what feels like an hour. Time doesn't feel real.

"Loki? Is that you under Lady y/n?" Thor says.

"Shit!" You giggle and hide in Loki's chest. As you look up at him his lips are swollen and pink. "Hi Thor." You say not wanting to be rude.

"What do you want Thor?" Loki asks annoyed.

"Be nice." You whisper.

"Lady y/n hello. I just need to know if there's anything you need from home Loki." Thor says sweetly.

"I wrote a list." Loki conjures a paper with writing on it and hands it to Thor.

"Of course brother. I'll be back in a few days." Thor smiles.

"Thank you." Loki says.

"You two are adorable." Thor says before turning to leave quickly. Not giving either of you the chance to say anything back.

"He's gonna tell everyone isn't he?"

"Oh yeah." Loki shakes his head.