Loki Oneshots

Valentine's Day*

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm so sorry this is late. I was so busy today. I've been working on this for about a week. Time just snuck up on me. I hope I earn some forgiveness for this being 3000+ words.

Could you have done this without annoying the Loki sitting beside you? Yes you could have. But there's no fun in that and you have to make him notice you today. Valentine's Day is tomorrow and you really don't want to be alone. All you want is his attention you've been trying for so long. If it doesn't work today you're going to give up.

You grab the book you wanted you purposefully make a little grunt/moan as you pull it out. Placing it on the table you stick your butt out with a little exaggeration. Then you cross the room and drag a bean bag directly in front of him. You skip over and grab your book. Skipping back you dramatically fall onto the bean bag with an even more dramatic huff. You start reading knowing he's looking at you. How can he not?

You specifically dressed in the skimpiest clothes you own not that any of your clothes are what you'd call conservative. A tight strappy black cropped tank and tiny black shorts that show a little too much. You're kicking your legs in the air making sure your hi-tops are visible but not block the view of your body. Getting lost in your book you turn over still remembering to show off your chest.

"Hey." Sam says knocking on your book kneeling down beside you. He sits his things on the ground.

"Hey." You bring your book down smiling.

"Look at you all slutty for Prince Pouty over there." He whispers.

"Do you think it's working?" You whisper back.

"He looks... like he always looks. Maybe angrier?" Sam laughs. "Am I making him angry?"

"Help me out here!" You whisper and hit his chest trailing your fingers down his stomach like you're flirting.

"Just go with it." He whispers and places his hand on your thigh sliding it up and down. "You ever think about letting me take you on a ride? Maybe for a date tomorrow?" He says loud enough for Loki to hear. From your side vision you see Loki sit forward.

"Sounds exciting." You giggle. "Is it fast?"

"It can be." He smirks at you then brushes some hair behind your ear. "Let me know baby."

"Yes daddy."

Sam raises his eyebrow and laughs walks off with his books. You want to laugh too but instead roll back over looking to Loki. He looks confused. You meet his eyes but he just tilts his head sideways.

"Are you okay Loki?" You ask happily.

"Hmm? Are... do you..." he clears his throat and sits back. "You're dating Sam?"

"Sam is my friend."

"Do you call all your friends daddy?"

"Do you want me to call you daddy Loki?" You smirk at him getting on your knees and he blushes. There's a second before he responds curtly.

"Of course not. I'm not your fucking friend." He gets up and leaves.

You sit back and watch him leave. That went well.

Later

"Then he just walked away! I can't keep doing this." You tell Sam as you sit on the couch. "I told you I'm giving up tonight. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day."

"But he believed it?"

"I think so."  You say looking behind you when you think you hear a noise.

"We could just keep pretending and see if you can make him jealous enough to steal you." Sam suggests. "Just for the rest of the day. Can't hurt."