Larry Oneshots

10 Things I Hate About You

In this one shot/fic Harry is going to be Patrick, Louis is Kat, Zayn is Bianca, Liam is Cameron, and Niall is Michael. Amelia is Kat's friend. Stan is Joey and Gigi is Chastity. The other characters will just kinda be introduced as they show up. It's basically word for word from the movie except certain details will be changed such as character names, their likes and dislikes, among others. This one switches POV's a lot, so make sure to pay attention to the capitalized names before each section of text. And yes, some of this humor is out of date and the references are old but I want to keep the dialogue as similar to the movie as possible because it is a classic. Also I made Gigi as Chasity because I'm currently still mad at her for not standing up for Z when all of that Yolanda stuff happened.

Word Count: 18,095

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Welcome to Doncaster High School, your typical upper-middle class high school in Doncaster, UK.

LOUIS POV
I pull up next to two girls blasting some boy-band, feel-good, fluffy song in what appears to be a brand new car. A nice car, may I add. I, however, am driving a beat up vintage car blasting some heavy metal music and scowling at the girls next to me. I get a funny look in return, but then the light is turning green and I'm moving again.

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I find an empty parking spot and quickly swing my car in before another pretentious idiot at my school can take it. I grab my bag and hurry towards the front door of the school. Doncaster high is what appears to be the Wayne Manor version of an ordinary high school. As I'm walking in, I see a poster taped to the wall advertising this year's prom. I reach out and tear it down. The girl who just taped it up lets out a, "Hey!" in protest.

I keep walking.

LIAM POV
I sit facing the school's guidance counselor, Mrs. Midnight, as she types away on her laptop. When she's finished, she looks up and meets my eyes.

"So, Liam. Here you go" She hands me my schedule as she looks over my transcript.

"Nine schools in ten years, my, my...army brat?"

I nod my head, "Yeah, my dad's a-"

"That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Doncaster High any different than your old school. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere."

I'm shocked at the words that have just come out of this woman's mouth, "Excuse me? Did you just say? Am I in the right office?"

"Not anymore you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!"

I quickly get up from my seat and start to rush out of her office when I bump into some curly headed lad walking in. I stare for a moment and then quickly walk away, wanting to find my first class.

HARRY POV
I stare at the retreating figure of the puppy-eyed boy before refocusing my attention on the overly-enthusiastic guidance counselor, Mrs. Midnight. She looks down at her file before looking back up at me.

"Harry Styles. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual." She gives me a disapproving look and I shoot back a charming smile.

"Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, get the lights?"

"Oh, very clever. It says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?"

"I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst."

"Bratwurst?" She briefly drops her gaze to my lower region. "Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pants, okay? Scoot!"

I turn around and walk out of the office and I hear her continue to type away on her laptop.