Tempting Devil //jjk//

4:him

Y/n: deal Jk: deal

Jk: soooo whats for dinner?
Y/n: "the audacity are you seriously asking that?" I scoff at the question
Jk: what I thought we already discussed this
Y/n: what are you still doing here in the first place get the hell out!
Jk: "oh come on y/n I'm sure that in the cold iced heart of your there's some kindness" he pleaded
Y/n: "Don't even try looking" I said coldly
Jk: "aish I thought that was going work" he face palmed himself "it's raining"
Y/n: "no its not its literally sunny" I said sarcastically
Jk: it's night time
Y/n: you get the point
Jk: "So are you seriously going to kick me out in the cold rain outside when I have no where to go?" He gave me vulnerable Puppy eyes

Y/n: "awww so cute..........you know what I'm gonna let you stay here forever cause what kind of monster leaves this cute little thing in the rain" he smiles so brightly while I'm getting ready to crush his sprit "that what you thought I would say haahahahaha keep dreaming honey.........keep dreaming

Jk: wow your even worse that me
Y/n: Ill take that as a compliment now if you'll get out I have much more important things to do
Jk: oh come on..........."I'll pay rent"
Y/n: my eyes shot open but then I remembered he's broke as well "yea right your homeless where do you get 500 dollars"

Jk: "I can get it...from somewhere" he said with a suspicious loook

Y/n: "oh really........if you get me 500 dollars right now imma let you stay" I said knowing damn well that he doesn't have it

Jk: "really" his eyes sparkled "okay" he said climbing on to the window

Y/n: ya...yah...get down its dangerous

Jk: "be right back" he said as he jumped

Y/n: WAI- oh yea i forgot he was a vampire welp

The moment he left I heard someone scream from the top of their lungs I sigh
As he climbs back on my window with money in his hand

Jk: "here" he says handing me 600 hundred dollars

Y/n: "where did yo- never mind I'm not even gonna ask" I take the money and count it, I sniff it, my eyes sparkle like I've never seen money before whike jk is giving me weird looks
Jk: "sooooo?" He gives me a pleading look
Y/n: I pause what ever I was doing as I clear my throat "FINE you can stay for ONE night

Jk: "YESSSS THANK YOUUU" he exclaims with happiness
Y/n: "yea yea anyways you want dinner right?" I questioned
Jk: yes of course!
Y/n: today since I have extra money lets order pizza
Jk: omg I love pizza
Y/n: "I mean who doesn't" I said taking out my phone to order our food" it's will arrive in half an hour"
Jk:"nooooooooooooo that's way too long"
Y/n: oh too bad be patient

*10 mins later*

Jk: is it here yet?!?
Y/n: dude you been complaining for the last 10 minutes don't you get tired?
Jk: IT ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES?!?!?!
Y/N: God save me from this lunatic
Jk: cant u cook something for us I'm hungryyy
I aggressively point at the 17 instant Ramen cups in the sink
Jk: great! I can't cook either
Y/n: then waitt jeez

Jk: god I could die for a slice of pizza right now!
Y/n: ur being dramatic why tho
Jk: "it's just reminds me of you" he said sweetly
Y/n: I blush a little "oh you think im delicious" I said proudly
Jk: "pizza is round, chubby and shapeless........just like you" he said laughing
Y/n: you bitc-.......you know what your not getting any pizza
Jk: I was jokinggg.....kinda
Y/n: wow.....but why are you talking informally to me I look way older than you
Jk: oh really I'm 1765 years old are you older than that?
Y/n: "aish i keep forgetting that your a vampire" I said smiling
Jk:........your wayyy too calm about this
Y/n: about what?
Jk: something must have happened to you nobody reacts so casually to seeing a vampire
Y/n: not that I remember but my childhood was pretty normal" I lied