Requested from Normaagi1118
[Umbridge]
Hear ye! hear ye!
My name is Dolores Umbridge!
And I present "Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Boy who Lies"!
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart
Oh my Merlin,
Tear this toad apart
[Umbridge]
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
Don't let them lead you astray
The Ministry does not speak for me
[Angelina]
Let her be
[Umbridge]
They're playing a dangerous game
I pray the minster shows you his mercy
For shame, for shame
[Harry/Umbridge (in parentheses)]
Yo, he'd have you all unravel at the (heed not the rabble)
Sound of screams but the (who scream)
Revolution is comin' (revolution, they)
The have-nots are gonna (have not your)
Win this (interests)
It's hard to listen to you with a straight face (at heart)
Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us (chaos and bloodshed are not a)
Honestly, you shouldn't even talk (solution)
And what about Boston? (Don't let them)
Look at the cost, n' all that we've lost n' you talk (lead you astray)
About Congress? (this Congress does not speak for me)
My dog speaks more eloquently than thee
(they're playing a dangerous game)
But strangely, your mange is the same
(I pray the king shows you his mercy)
Is he in Jersey?
(For shame)
For the revolution
(For shame!)
[Students]
For the revolution!
[Umbridge]
Heed-!
[Harry]
If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna-
[Both]
Scream.../Scream!
[Harry]
Honestly, look at me,
Please-
Don't-
READ!
[Umbridge]
Not your interests-!
[Ron]
Don't modulate the key then not debate with us!
[Harry]
Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
[Hermione]
Harry, Ronald please-!
[Ron]
'Mione,
I'd rather be divisive than indecisive
Drop the niceties!
[Rita Skeeter]
Silence!!
A message from the Minister
A message from the Minister
A message from the-
MINISTER~!!
A/N
I think I may or may not did this in Quotev, but it was fun! Thanks for requesting! I have a head canon that Draco actually made the article that just says:
Potter Stinks lol
Anyways, have a good day and God Bless!
-ImaGhost
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