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[JKR]
How does Harry Potter, the short-tempered
Protean wielder of the firebolt
Founder of the Dumbledore's Army
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks to-
The Fudge Administration!
Dolores Umbridge's the runner-up
Which makes her the headmistress
[Umbridge]
Dumbledore can't help you now
No more mister nice headmaster!
[JKR]
Fudge tells lies about Harry
Privately calls him, "little lying b*stard" in his taunts
[Draco]
Say what?
[JKR]
Harry publishes his response:
[Harry]
An open letter
to the fat
Arrogant
Anti-charismatic national embarrassment
Known as Minister Cornelius Fudge
[Background Student]
Sh*t!
[Harry]
The man's irrational
He claims that I'm in league
With British in some vast international intrigue?
B*tch please!
You wouldn't know what I'm doin'
You're always goin' berserk
But ya never show up to work
Give my regards to Umb*tch
Next time you write about my lack of moral compass
At least I do my job upon in this rumpus
The line is behind me
I crossed it again while the minister's lost it again
Aw, such a rough life
Better run to your wife
Now the boss is in the ministry again
Let me ask you a question.
Who sits at your desk when you're in the ministry?
They were calling you a d*ck back in '94
And you haven't done anything new since
You're a nuisance with no sense
You'll die of irrelevance
Go ahead, you can call me the devil
You aspire to my level
You inspire to malevolence
Say, "Hi", to the Weasleys!
And spies all around me
Maybe they can confirm
I don't care if I kill my education with this letter
I'm confining you to one term:
You fat mother-----!
*Back at Malfoy Manor*
[Bellatrix]
Dumbledore and Potter are out of control
[Lucius]
This is great!
He's out of power, no one supports him
And he just destroyed Minister Fudge
The only other significant member of his party
[Voldemort]
Dumbledore's a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
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A/N - Let's all be honest, we love sassy Harry.
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