Dumbledore on Your Side

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[Snape]

It must be nice, It must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

[Draco] 

Every action has an equal opposite reaction

Thanks to Pottah, our house is fractured into factions

Try not to crack under the stress, we're breaking down like fractions

We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions

I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion

They way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion

Our poorest wizards, our purebloods, live ration to ration

As Hogwarts robs 'em blind in search of gallons to cash in

This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task

Somebody give me some dirt on his vacuous mask

So we can unmask him

I'll pull the spell on him, someone grab the wand and cast it

While we are all watching, he got Dumbledore in his pocket

[Both]

It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

Look back at the Boy who Lies

[Draco pointing at Rita Skeeter] 

WHICH SHE WROTE

[Both]

The ink hasn't dried

It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

[Lucius] 

So he's doubled the size of the army

Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous ministry size?

[Snape] 

Look at his eyes!

[Draco]

See how he lies?

[Lucius]

Follow the scent of his enterprise

[Draco] 

Centralizing the school and making wizarding war competitive

[Lucius] 

If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it

[Draco] 

I have to resign

[Lucius] 

Somebody has to stand up for the South

[Draco]

Well somebody has to stand to his mouth

[Snape] 

If there's a fire you're trying to douse-

[Snape + Lucius] 

You can't put it out from inside the house

[Snape] 

I'm a professor, and I am ambitious

And watching and grabbing the power and kiss it

If Dumbledore isn't gon' listen to the disciplined dissidents

This is the difference, this kid is out!

[All] 

Oh! This wizard isn't somebody we chose

Oh! This wizard's keeping us all on our toes

Oh! Let's show these blood traitors what they're up against

Oh! The Dark Lord's motherfucking DEATH EATERS!

Oh! Now follow the plan and see where it goes!

Oh! Because every second, his army grows

Oh! If we follow the money and see where it leads

Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of Potter's misdeeds

It must be nice, it must be nice

[Lucius] 

Follow the plan and see where it goes

[All] 

It must be nice, it must be nice

[Draco] 

The minister has no clothes

[All] 

We won't be invisible

We won't be denied

Still, it must be nice, it must be nice

To have Dumbledore on your side

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A/N: Everybody being annoyed with Dumbledore's favoritsm towards Harry be like-

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